Squirrel

Nope. Only heard that cover/Puzzle so far.
It would have been better if it wasn't a cover and just a bit of guitar/drums.

OZZYOZZYOOZYYOZOYOZOYZOYOZOYZOZZOYOZYYOZOOZYYZOYOZYOZOYZOOZYYOOZZY!

Hai~

Omg you are good at this! Have you ever thought about being an actor or director? We could make a 3-hour epic that's just one long scene of you on the porch, occasionally describing your sadness! It shall be called 'An Imperial Affliction' and will be soundtracked solely by Lana Del Rey's 'Video Games' on repeat. We will film a few exciting scenes like you being attacked by a ninja for the trailer but not put them in the movie. (good point about the shovels)

But we could lie about the results! I'M HAVING THE BABY IT'S SETTLED. You can lie and pretend you had it to God if you want (see, I'm nice!!!). I shall see what I can come up with, but not even a bow makes that thing cute!

Well I have a solution - start texting yourself! Much more satisfying conversation, I assure you.

FAB FAB FAB FAB FAB. But yes, that song is incredible! M.I.A is a genius and that's basically the theme song to every crush of mine. Unfortunately the last time I linked someone to the song they thought the title was pronounced as one proper word and also assumed she was a terrorist :( Congrats on being more clever than him! Wow you're already fluent that's amazing!!!!!

That man is gross! Shiny is nice sometimes but I'm not hopping into bed with The Hulk!

I would warm you up if I could! </3 If it helps, it's insanely windy here! I wish I could stay in (my incredibly comfortable double) bed, but alas I must go to school :(

Did you get the 20 track version?
What do you think of this crap cover? kdcQaaXZIsU?

If you don't get Awesomenauts, I don't get Battlefront. :3

I just finished listening to the "Puzzles" album yesterday. I really liked it! It's a bit off from what I normally listen too these days, but about 10 years ago, Biffy Clyro would of been the band to beat :)

Make sure to get some good "thoughtful" phrases to randomly spout! I'm thinking stuff like "now is the winter of my discontent" and the like. I hope the tunnel doesn't collapse or you'll die on that porch! How you even eat while remaining rooted to the one spot is beyond me. Ohhhhhhhhhh OK, but you better not die on your boat trip! Then I'll be the weeping widow, and I don't think that's a look that suits me! Maybe Irish tunnels are just meaner :( Or they're racist? Yes, that's it. Irish tunnels are racist. But omg that tunnel sounds like my tunnel twin!!!!

GOOD POINT. But how are we meant to flip a coin exactly. There must be some other way to decide it. Actually I'll do it because I'm nice aaaaaand because it'll keep you looking good. Plus I'd get to be Nu Holy Mary while you'd only be floppy Nu Joseph. So really I'm doing it because I want the glory. Wonder how hardcore Christians would feel about the new holy couple being gays. That is not something that came to my mind, but it does sound oddly cute! And also brings to mind an alarming image of pokémon inslaving humans. Yes, that! Omg I just want to get an axe and cut right through it. The poor thing must hate its life.

Oh, good! I better see a new VM in the morn! Have fun wrecking people's nights, and thank you for the good luck wishes for tomorrow <3

STOP QUOTING ME WHEN I SAY FAB. *cries* Though I appreciate the "qt" - dedicated 2 u (most romantic song ever srysly). Omg poor Mylene. I guess you're just going to have to rapidly become fluent in French! I will POSSIBLY order the album tomorrow. I like ordering in bunches and I need something to order with the C2C album, afterall! I'll make sure to tell you what I think of the whole thing.

Oh that guy's fab too, I probably do prefer his body honestly. My guy's face is better though, I think. Honestly guys being too muscly is something of a put off (if only because it makes one feel quite inadequate!) but it's hard to say no to those two!

(listened to a few songs after the 1:13:33 one because I didn't hate them enough to turn it off - good sign!)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON'T LIKE IT OF COURSE YOU LIKE IT, WE HAVE THE SAME FEELINGS AAAAAAAAH!
But that's research =P I'm talking about being a doctor, not a scientist. You'll solve cases! And perform cool surgery! Maybe you'll even do a differential with me! But well, it's okay Alex c:
Well Alex... Personal tutor it is then xD. You're in an awkward situation. I've never dealt with this sort of stuff so I really don't know how to help, sorry :c

NOW! And at all times too. Even when you're studying.

Ahah, I will! xD

If I start digging now, we should be able to meet in... 2050 or so? More important than not only personal hygiene but also CUTE ANIMALS? You do make me blush. I suppose we could visit Dublin Zoo?! But that sounds a bit dull in comparison to England. I'll risk my life for you, no worries. And yes, absolutely! Though sometimes tunnels start repeating everything I say and I feel like they're mocking me :(

Hahahaha male pregnancy. Are you OK with sacrificing your body for Princess Mud Tameera VII (aka Nu Jesus)? And yes, of course! S&M and pokémon and cute animals - amazing and totally appropriate mixture, there! Oh I often google really random phrases I come across just to see what comes up! I wouldn't recommend googling it yourself, there was one image that was horrible.

Well now I have to decide which is more important: my education or talking to you? If I stay up at 3am I start putting down random singers as answers to math problems but if I go to bed early I don't talk to you as much. Decisions, decisions!

Naked but covered by strategically placed objects! There's a difference! But yes they're a rather fab group if a tad bizarre on occasion. They have more conventional songs but Down The Road remains my fave, it's so massive. Now I feel like forcing a tonne of French pop on you, hmm. I've listened to all three of your Biffy recommendations! I actually liked all of them, it was weird. I may actually buy that album, I can't remember the last time I bought something by a man, congrats on temporarily stopping my rampant musical sexism!

HMM. How about him?

It's okay dude we'll reach an even bigger number!

But it's cool batman stuff! Don't tell me you don't like it :c
Chemistry, Biology, Zoology. Dude you should go for Medicine. Or veterinary medicine maybe. Just kidding, I want you to become a doctor only to hire you, you don't NEED to become a doctor... Yet. You should, Alex, do what you like indeed. It's really a pain to do what you don't like for the rest of your life. Go Alex go, switch courses.

Ah! Well, either Alex! I'm pretty sure the singleplayer and multiplayer campaign are the same! At least that was what happened in Diablo.

I did! And she understood. She's so nice =P But it's just that I feel bad for not answering :c

Of course you have the same feeling! We share emotions and feelings remember? Silly Alex, forgetting things... Ooh the landslide of work... The mighty projects and even homework! But Alex I saw you telling Sophie you weren't really happy with your course? Tell me everything about it. EVERYTHING.

It's because everyone has also bought Torchlight 1, which was cheaper! So we first play T1 then T2. Hm, T1 and T2 are transmission systems aren't they? Well anyways, it's Diablo-like dude! You can do pretty much everything with the mouse, there's a lot of dungeoncrawling and levelling up too. But it's not too full of numbers, you just spend your skillpoints and you're good to go! Also it's very forgiving.

Yeah, but mine is! Which means I'll maybe have to write another super long VM and I'm tired Alex I can't, I have too much stuff to do!

You have a point. Can't we build a Eurostar type thing between Ireland and the UK!? It would be so handy and it's the perfect combination of trains (best type of transport fo' sho') and tunnels (which are always fun for some reason). But FINE, I will take a ferry if there are no other options. If I die I'm coming back to haunt you, though.

I actually said that because one time I was talking to a ("bisexual") friend and he said I didn't need to worry about having kids! I found it absurdly blunt at the time but it was kind of amusing and very true, I guess? Kids are only useful for having cool names, anyway. Hahahahaha, "torture would be nice" sounds like a quote from 50 Shades of Ozzy. Just googled "alpha uglychubbysquirrel" and found this amusing picture.

People are so rude! You'd swear sleep was actually important or something, the way they bang on about it. YES (... I plan to), if only so as not to invoke your wrath. Currently I'm more interested in listening to this album. C2C are a random French DJ group and they have some jams, but I won't shove them down your throat (yet). Recommend me a song from Opposites!

Oh no. Now you'll never see the most attractive man in the world!!

I assumed it was old! The picture is OBVS not the best but I think it shows potential~

And no, it doesn't mean I owe you a photo, it means you need to be more careful about what you put on the internet!

I searched Google Images to see what AlexOzzyCake would throw up so I could respond to your slanderous picture and among many Pokémon / cute animal pictures, this popped up!

I do believe I've found an actual picture of you!

If I'm happy I assume I'll say something like "wow I'm in a vaguely good mood today!". I'm so excitable omg. "It just depends on who you're doing it with" - exactly! Like, I'd prefer like, fighting a fire with someone I luv than going to Paris with someone who wasn't all that great. Hey, for all you know I was talking about YOU crossing the sea! I will keep my feet on dry land thank you.

I guess I started sometime in 2003 and finished in 2006? Sometime around that, anyway. I remember precisely one dance but luckily it was probably the most technical one I know? I don't know. I would show you but I never have the house to myself. "Unfortunately". And hahaha. I don't know if the male dancers ever have children. I don't remember my own trousers being pulled up ridiculously high but at least I don't need to worry about kids?!

It's VENOM of course! Venom that could KILL you - how do people not find it adorable? Oh that squirrel is so cute though! Even so, I see your incredibly cute squirrel and raise you this - I win. Oh trying to make medicines and stuff for the albums sounds amazing, actually. I've absolutely no idea of anything about medicine really but I think being someone who found out how to stop squirrel pox or whatever would be amazing! And unfortunately for you, I'm far too nice to ever feel like torturing anyone!

I honestly don't know myself. I just looked down at the page a few minutes after I did the questions and saw her name and died a little. In geography the same day, we were taking down examples of tertiary industries in the Paris Basin (fun!) and I put "I know what you said but I didn't understand" as an example :( I don't know what I do really, the internet has a way of letting you spend hours on it without feeling like you've done anything of note! When I actually do go to bed then I'll text anyone I think is still awake or listen to my iPod or something but I generally actually go to bed at 3, and sleep a fair bit later! I am impossible to get to sleep, my brain never wants to shut down.

One of them is a colour-changing dress, if that helps?! Colour-changing dresses > squirrels. *Alex horrified*

I like to think I'm a bit more like this, I wish I was as attractive as Mr Hollande!!!

Ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Kinda yes! I like school, but I don't like waking up early. I like the teachers and some classmates, but most are really childish and/or annoying. It's 50/50 I guess =P What about you Alex, are you having trouble with uni or is everything going smooth?

Most of them come from the franchise packs they sell during Summer and Winter sales. During July, a friend bought me the Square Enix pack and during December I bought the THQ pack, hence the number of games =P Well Alex, I've never really played it. I've played Torchlight 1, which is quite cool! It's a Diablo-like game, but it's not as hardcore and seemed more fun to me.

I'm also not the type of guy who writes huge VMs Alex, I was having trouble answering Sophie...