Starsprite

WHYYYYY IS IT SO LONELY POKESPE GIVES ME ALL THE FEELINGS AND IT'S THE BEST POKEMON MANGA EVER I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAND

What arc are you on omgggg

PLATINUM VOLUME 40 WILL MAKE YOUR HEART HURT SO BADLY

I'm not kidding, I cried irl

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That's a great name! it reminds me of ireland which is my favorite country ever My name is Callie. pleaaaaase don't make any callie-fornia jokes pleaaaaase

going to answer everything else later because THIS TAKES PRIORITY

WAIT

HOLD UP

HOLD THE DAMN PHONE

YOU READ POKESPE

YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON I HAVE MET THAT READS IT

FKSLDHFSD:IFHEISGUHSFDKLFHEIOFJDNSKFJDKLHF

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
MY ONLY SUNSHINE

omg omg have you read platinum volume 40 yet

and yeah man, tell me your name. Else I'll just give you the name of a star in the sky do you want that

I know, these vms are starting to remind me of me and Erica's, and the last thing I need is to have six wall of texts going with six different people fml.

Did you know my birthday is in

NOVEMBER

Want it to be November right now.

NO WHY BECAUSE IT WON'T BE OVER 9000 DEGREES OUTSIDE

...you said 'you' instead of 'your' you did that on purposeee Nah, I can forgive it when it's one of my friends. But these random people talking all country-fied...no thank you.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Um. You do realize that there were three generations before D/P/Pt, don't you, Starsprite's friends? YOU'RE NOT OBSESSED IF YOU'VE ONLY PLAYED THREE GAMES. no wait just one out of the three. And anime ick. Haven't watched it since Johto, have no plans to either, not unless they make either Pokemon Special or this

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the anime. WATCH OUT, WE GOT A TON OF BADASSES OVER HERE. (can't help the moonspeak, sorry, can't find subs why)

Yeah, I'm an only child as well. My hobby is photography, but not when the temperature is spontaneous combustion outside.

Yeah, me too. Of course, I'm only reading one manga at the moment (Pokespe) annnnd there's just no good anime to watch (again, either make that trailer or Pokespe the anime if you want me to watch it).

I would be horrified of cities. I went to Louisville once. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HUGE and it sort of smelled bad and there were lots of shady types around. I like my trees and my grass and my flowers too much, thanks.

Yeah, because if I had, I would be all "RAWR KILL EVERYONE" and I wouldn't have such great friends! that includes you of course, dear <3 And whyyyy is it always the fathers that have the mental issues? I don't understand this

Yeah, they use it as an excuse for war and genocide and very not-nice things in general, and I hate that. I'm just gonna be over here chilling with nice God that loves me and doesn't smite everyone, and you guys can do whatever, kk?

YOU HAVE SEEN BRUCE ALMIGHTY, RIGHT? BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY GOD IN THAT MOVIE OMGGGG i can see my father's face now if he was to find out that a black man is God lmaooo

Oh yes, because the human race is the most important thing ever and it isn't a virus slowly killing Mother Earth! No, really!

That's kk hun, we needed to shorten it a little bit, lol. Like I said, I do not need six walls of text to reply to, kthnx.

Hmm... guess you're not really an aspiring crazy cat lady that you claim in your page.

It's something that I ask to those who keep a lot of pets.

Are your pets the only form of company you've got?

Are you a sad & lonely person in real life?

Went out to water plants for two hours. Nearly died from heat stroke. But at least my plants have enough water to survive for a couple more days idk. Dunno why there aren't more people on, maybe they all got bored and left XD

Watching TWC. 4 all-time heat records have been broken in the south. Heat index is gonna be up to 115 degrees. It's raining in Kentucky. FML.

This past week: Over 1800 record high temperatures broken or tied

F M L

HOLY BALLS IT'S GONNA BE

95 DEGREES

ON TUESDAY RECORD LOW TEMPS Y/Y?

PSSST. THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Yeeeep. It went down by ten points. It now sits at -9000. Bother.

OMG WHAT KIND OF SUGARY ITEM WOULD YOU LIKE

Man, I would've made a new door. Like, through the ceiling. Full-stop.

I KNOW RIGHT looking back on that now, it actually does make a great story. "BACK IN MY DAY, WHEN YOU HUGGED JESUS HE GAVE YOU HIVES AND THEN YOU TRIPPED OVER AIR AND GOT ALL THE LOLLIPOPS THE END."

what is wrong with them POKEMON IS THE BEST even i have at least one irl friend who likes it! I would refer them to that beautiful gem of a tumblr post if I were you. no fandoms what are they even human ;;

THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY A SIGN. A SIGN. A SIIIIIIIIIIGN.

Well, I live on almost the opposite side of the state, but I sort of wish I lived in East TN somewhere. Like, nowhere near Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg too many people but somewhere out there. It's like the nicest part of the state (as far as scenery goes. NOW THE PEOPLE ON THE OTHER HAND...)

THE CHURCH OF THE LOLCAT CONVENES NOW

Yeah, you should be very glad you've got such nice parents. I don't even know how the hell I turned out halfway decent, with the sheer amount of bile spewed out by my father. He's really just spiteful and hateful, and yet everyone loves him anyway? what is this i don't even

Yeah man, I mean, give me a reason to respect you. Other than, you know, threatening me and my friends and the random fox on the back porch. He's just not a pleasant person, and when I actually get out into the world, I don't think I ever want to see him again.

Yeah, I've always thought that about God, and then people come storming in "NO THAT'S WRONG HE'LL MURDER YOU IF YOU'RE A GAY OR AN ATHEISTTTTTT" and I'm like "you keep right on thinking that, you special snowflake". I mean, aren't there already enough spiteful and homicidal gods? Can't I have one that isn't out to destroy my way of life? Kthnx.

Good thing you didn't! People like that, they never get anywhere in life, so who cares?

Um, a very strong cannon. Or a very strong catapult. You know, my neighbors have a war cannon...

MAKE SURE YOU SEND THEM MORGAN FREEMAN, OKAY? If I get to heaven and Morgan Freeman is not God, I will be extremely disappointed

I just pluck them off of tumblr, lol. Tumblr has the best gifs ever, skldfjslf.

Children's books are usually the best books. Kindly remove your head from your ass and listen to the book. Most books are much smarter than you, "The Lorax" is most definitely smarter than you, so stop tittering about the fact that it's a kid's book and listen to the message. Kthnx.

YES BECAUSE OMG WE MUST DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT IS BEAUTIFUL Y/Y? Psychos.

THEY ALREADY RULE THE WORLD THOUGH SO ALAS THEY MUST BRANCH OUT TO THE REST OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM

Yeah, so do I. It's not like I can talk about this stuff irl with anyone, because then I will be burnt at the stake for being ~unchristian~. Soooo I just talk about it with my internet friends because they love me and will not burn me at the stake. <3

For some reason it's lagging for me too. I think it's just normal PC lag, though. damn thing kicked me off again last night fml

That is completely fine with me, at least I won't be outside to hear the all the people screaming when the snow starts touching them. Legit, if it snowed right now, I would go outside in shorts and a t-shirt and roll around in it. Of course, if it snowed in July, then there might be a bigger issue

I hear about that one too, even though I wasn't even born omg. Like, I don't care man, it's just snow. It ain't gonna go

BLIZZARTIN
that cannot be real please tell me it is not because if it is my faith in humanity just dropped a couple of notches

GOOD. WOULD YOU LIKE A SUGARY ITEM OF YOUR CHOICE?

Yeah, I think so. omg honey me too ;;

I THINK GOD WAS ATTEMPTING TO GIVE ME A HINT Y/Y? I was going to go for all the lollipops, but the doctors wouldn't give me anymore. Said it was bad for my teeth. Bother.

You have some irl friends, right? I mean, I think we all do, but we all love our internet friends more for some reason. My reason is the lot of you are awesome-est and I'm picking you all up at 8 I sort of want to do that sometimes, but then I would get yelled at by my parents, so I can't. And yeah, me too, usually. I usually at least go outside for a walk, but unfortunately, the current temperature is spontaneous combustion outside, so I can't. Fml.

WE BOTH CAN'T USE THE NUMBER PAD HUZZAH. there's not even a number pad on my laptop lol Yeah, probably. I think you should just use whatever works for you. Like, I used to be suuuuuuch a slow typer because I didn't know how to place my fingers or whatever, but now I'm SUPAH SPEEDY FAAST OMG. Like Sonic.

Why on earth did you go to Pigeon Forge at all during the summer? When I was tiny me (like in '92/'93) I used to go during the summer, and there was actually nobody there. Now it's like "HAHA HERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE" and I'm like "why"

They are furry, and the internet already worships them, so why not amirite

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My dad is a homicidal maniac. Like full stop, if he could, he would go out with guns a'blazing and idk kill all the non-believers and the gays. Oh yes, and the japanese and irish and just about anyone who isn't full stop 100% AMERICAAAAAAAAN (Never mind that "American" is not a race, and he himself had ancestors from Switzerland, so in theory he is not 100% american and thus would have to shoot himself.) . My mama is nice though, and honey I think that you're the only one with nice parents in the entire state so. You might want to consider getting a security system put in.

OH YES RESPECTING A MAN WHO ROUTINELY GOES ON ABOUT HOW MUCH GOD HATES AMERICA AND HOW THE COUNTRY IS GOING TO BURN TO THE GROUND IN A BLAZING INFERNO. NO SIR. BURN ME AT THE STAKE FOR I AM ~UNCHRISTIAN~

Yeah, I'm starting to think this is the case too. I'm just gonna believe that our God is an awesome God and loves everybody forever no matter what they are and isn't gonna start smiting random people on their way to work, kay? Kay.

Honey, you are. I was the same way when I was in high school, I was far too mature and indifferent for the squealing masses and this is why I was generally shunned.

Hey, Starsprite's classmate. C'mere for a second.

KINDLY GTFO OF MY STATE, MY PLANET, AND MY UNIVERSE IF AT ALL POSSIBLE.

Or go die in all the fires, we don't need your kind around here. Seriously, women's rights movements have enough problems without little bastards like you mucking it up. And you girls laughing along - don't you realize that you were all just insulted? Or are you seriously that stupid?

AND AS FOR THE TEACHER: WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEE IS MY BASEBALL BAT, OH WHEREEEEEEEEE, OH WHEREEEEEEEEEEEE IS MY BASEBALL BAT

HONEY GET IN LINE BECAUSE I WANT TO SMASH YOUR ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL UP.



I used to have radically religious friends. The instant they found out that I was indifferent (or at least, I wasn't a cuckoo-nuts-crazy Christian) they stopped being my friends. And then I was like

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and then I sent this to all of them

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And got several strongly-worded replies in response but

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I don't know if you realize this or not but I love gifs I have like a whole folder just for them

I think I actually read it when I was little me. Found a copy of it at my auntie's house in my old bookshelf, at least. I probably didn't get the meaning of it when I was little me, but I sure as hell do now. Brb re-reading

And it's such a shame too, because it really is a beautiful state. Le siiiiigh. How come all the psychos have to live hereeeee

HELL YES CATS RULE THE WORLD Y/Y?

do you realize that we are slowly but surely turning this into wall of text why does this keep happening to me

Purple everywhere just keep it in mind for the next time you change the colors. I change up my colors occasionally too XD

Lol, I'll be watching the news and they're all in the supermarkets filming people grabbing stuff off the shelves, and I'm like

"Calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down

Calm down

Calm down"



It's brilliant. And there actually was a blizzard. In 1993. In Gatlinburg. I was three years old. I still hear about it. LET IT GO ALREADY

brb absolutely dying of lol
God, that's awful. The worst thing about it is, I can imagine some hillbilly or mountain man saying that. fml

No biting! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE

Firstly, brilliant name. Secondly, that is absolutely the best series of events (you didn't get tetanus did you ;;), possibly rivaled by this: I hugged a statue of Jesus when I was little me. I got hives from it. Had to be rushed to the emergency room. I come out of the emergency room, run about six steps, trip over air, split my head open. Had to go back to emergency room for stitches and a lollipop. Bawled my eyes out. Got two lollipops. BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO PLANET EARTH Y/Y?

Noooo, because now everyone has internet friends! Gonna be honest here, my internet friends are mostly better than my irl friends, not counting irl bff.

I can't use the number pad, if that makes you feel any better. Do you not have like a typing class in high school? Because I'm telling you man, they'll beat it into your brain

Ewwwww. So glad I didn't go during the summer. Oh god what must it smell like this summer brb getting air fresheners

Idk man, I thought it up off the top of my head. Maybe we should like worship cats instead :/

OWWWWW THAT HURT. All of my friends have such nice parents, and then there's me with my mean old father. My mama is nice, though. I DO <3 HER, but not my dad, which then leads mama to say "HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER" to which I reply "LOL NO, TRY AGAIN PLEASE"

I KNOW RIGHT and I'm like "HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ALL FORGIVING AND LOVING WTF IS THIS SORCERY"

No you didn't, and omg I hate that about TN too!

if one more person makes a sexist joke

I WILL PUNCH THEM THROUGH A WINDOW

NOW WHERE IS MY BASEBALL BAT

Like, it doesn't matter how you do it, just like break their face or throw a brick at them or hit them in the face with a baseball bat

Yeah, me too! I'm like this with my LGBT friends "That's cool bro, I'm not gonna judge" and then these radical Christians are like "NO NOT COOL NOT COOL YOU CAN'T BE HOMO OR GOD WILL SMITE YOUUUUU." seriously back off please i'm not in the mood for sermons

SENDING IT THROUGH INTERNET

Holy balls why have i never read this That legit makes me sad. I need to hunt down a copy of ittttt. Let's like throw this at the people that like buy up big tracts of land and build shopping malls on them and the logging industry and say

SON YOU BEST KNOCK IT OFF OR ELSE NOTHING IS GOING TO GET BETTER. IT'S NOT.

I don't know man, but it makes me legit want to move somewhere else. I'm pretty sure that some heat records have been broken in TN, so this'll probably go down as a historic heat wave.

YES MAN CAN YOU IMAGINE IT IT IS GLORIOUS

I think it's adorable~ BUT. needs more green. EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE GREEN. Besides that, though, it's fantastic.

BACK IN MY DAY *shot* No, you're right. It's in the south, so not that much snow. The yankees are laughing at us when it does snow, though. Since everything down south shuts down with like one inch of snow. I'm watching the news when it snows, the anchors are like "KFLSDF:HSDKLFH THE WHITE STUFF FALLING FROM THE SKY IS GONNA KILL US PANIC IS NOT RECOMMENDED BUT IT IS ADVISED"

OKAY STARSPRITE THIS IS STARSPRITE HERE HAVE A BATTLE AXE YOU KIDS PLAY NICE NOW

R-really? I'd like to think that most of the people on this forum actually, you know, have a real life and real life friends, so. No need to go vaulting off cliffs. Get some irl friends. Read a book.

Well, seeing as I took many computer courses in high school, and they pretty much beat it into my brain, I type correctly. Buuuut sometimes I still typo. usually when I'm doing wall of texts because there's so much of it

...Yeah, it kind of did. I guess all the sweaty people there made it stink. legit, there were sweaty people everywhere

YOU NEED TO WORSHIP THEM

Haha, wish I had your parents. Mine are "SLDKFJSDLFHSE:ILFJS IF YOU DON'T OBEY EVERY SINGLE RULE IN THE BIBLE GOD HIMSELF WILL DESCEND FROM HEAVEN TO PERSONALLY SMITE YOU"

and when they say that I would dearly love to say

"...SMITE ME, O MIGHTY SMITER"

Because I mean, you're scaring me, you guys. STOP IT. and God is supposed to love me no matter what, why would he smite me

And also, I think there's something in the bible about obeying your husband no matter what and the man is always right and neeeever question himmmm

haha

NO SIR

Take your sexism somewhere else, please.

Honey, if it does happen, take your metal baseball bat and

SMASH!

them in the face.

Yeah, why aren't all these people somewhere where others will actually listen to and tolerate them? WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE, GO AWAY PLEASE, THIS STATE IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. and me too omg. Whyyyy can't we all just get along fml.

...It's only illegal if someone finds out about it. I've got a chainsaw here, do you want it?

Omg, I have so many opinions on the climate, and I'm worried that one day it'll be like this


MOTHER EARTH: OKAY LOOK HUMANITY I AM SICK OF YOUR DUMB ASS

and then like explode or something. MOTHER EARTH, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T EXPLODE ;____;

WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING, SOMEHOW, I MEAN 60 DEGREES SKDFSDJFKLDS:HFLSDKJFSDK

Last night, two of my cats got into cat WWII. Skidded all over the kitchen table, ran through the hallways, ran into doors (twice), and generally anarchy reigned merrily. It was greaaaaat.

BTW BEAUTIFUL NEW COLORS HONEY. I'm glad you got some color on your profile omggg.

Yeah, it was like that up here too! No snow but plenty of rain and skjdlfjfl CLIMATE, SNOW, GIVE ME IT.

I want to introduce you to like my whole friends list sksdjfdslf. There's only like 10 of them (you included) but they're all my twins <3 I hate it when someone just friends you to increase their number of friends, annnd I usually don't accept random friend requests, so that's why I have so few friends haha. BUT I TALK TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, and they're all great XD

Yeah, I started noticing typos, and I was like "...honey are you drunk D:" The only reason I wasn't typo-ing is because I am Captain Compulsive and I must check everything I write for typos. Yes.

Yeah, there was something on the news a while back about a lesbian couple being thrown out of Dollywood? They got a lot of bad press about it, I think. The last time I went to Dollywood was at Christmastime, and I was little me, and hell's bells

SO
MANY
PEOPLEEEEEEEEEE

i was frightened

Honey, you could worship goats and Bulgarian folk dancing, and I'd still <3 you. My parents are radical christians my dad at least and that's why I identify as one, but I'm much different because I don't go around insulting gays and other religions in public which is what my dad does, frequently, at the top of his lungs wtf

That's what Erica said, at least. I mean, the Bible is over 2000 years old, it's been altered 300+ times, don't you lot think a few things might have changed since Biblical times? the stupid, it burns

SERIOUSLY. I was so close to decking someone. I should have done it too, but bff was already upset and he didn't want me to get in trouble <3

What is it with Tennessee and hate? I mean, it's a beautiful state certain parts of it, but the people are just cruel and vicious and so full of hate. Excuse me bigots, kindly get the hell out of my state please

YEAH, I THINK THOSE GENES NEED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE GENE POOL, KTHNX. ...the holocaust was so hilariously far from anything resembling funny that it makes my heart hurt. Not from laughter, either.

You know, I don't think the ice caps are going to be there much longer. WHYYYYY IS THERE SO MUCH SUNSHINE

NEESAN IS STILL NOT ON, CAN'T TELL HER TO READY HER APARTMENT, BUT I'LL ATTACK HER AS SOON AS SHE GETS ON YES ADVENTURE TIME

Oooookay, because I was envisioning cat WWII or something. Awww. <3

OF COURSE HOW ON EARTH DID I FORGET THE MALES HAVE MIND READING POWERS OF COURSE

With the way the temps are now, I really want cold temperatures. I love cold weather by nature, and we got like no cold weather this past winter ;___; (you guys down south probably did, though)

IT IS THE BEST Omg hun we need to find you some more friends so you can find more twins ;____;

Yeah...think I'm gonna head on off to bed. Riiiiiight after I check Other Trivia one last time. been saying this to myself for the past three hours fml. Omg honey you need to go on to sleep ;___;

No, it's not mine either. Don't get down to old Chattanooga much, but the last time that I did, I was there with my irl bff (who is gay) visiting Rock City and somehow (I guess through osmosis don't look at me) people knew he was gay and made like a spectacle out of him and I got so mad I started throwing things and yeaaaaaaah. The entire day was ruined and I was legit crying with rage.

And as far as the religion thing goes, I like to call myself a selective Christian. Like, you can't be a proper Christian if you have LGBT friends (which I do, several of them) and you can't be one if you have friends of other faiths/no faith at all (did you know we're required to outright kill anyone of a different faith/no faith? Yeah not bloody likely.)

And yeah, I got quite a few looks for apparently being female and hanging out with a gay dude. Screw you, you awful twisted bigots. I'll punch you through a window.

As for black hate...I think it's spread all over Tennessee, tbh. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

But I had no idea about the Jewish hate! Wtf what is happening to this country

LET'S TAKE A TRIP TO THE POLAR ICE CAPS

OKAY WELL INTERNET BRITISH SISTER IS CURRENTLY ASLEEP (have no idea why, britland is nine hours ahead of us so it's like...10 am over there? NEESAN GET UP I HAVE THINGS TO ASK YOU) BUT WHEN SHE AWAKENS I'LL TELL HER TO READY HER APARTMENT FOR OUR ARRIVAL.

...like, were these claws embedded very deeply in their skulls omg ;___;

YEAH I HAVE and IT MAKES ME UPSET TOO. Seriously how are guys supposed to read our minds ksdlfj.

I MELT in anything over 86 degrees so it's ONE DEGREE UNDER MY LIMIT so close enough

YOU ARE LIKE MY FIFTH TWIN. I HAVE A TWIN FROM CALIFORNIA, A TWIN FROM ONTARIO, A TWIN FROM WISCONSIN, A TWIN FROM BRIGHTON, ENGLAND, AND NOW YOU.

I KNOW RIGHT AND I SHOWED IT TO ERICA (ALSO KNOWN AS LIGHTNING) AND I WENT "LEGIT CRYING WITH LAUGHTER DO I NEED TO GET IN ON THIS Y/Y" but I think she's asleep right now fml.

Whooooooa not where I was expecting. I was expecting like Gatlinburg or something. Nonono, I think you're closer to Chattanooga than Gatlinburg. honey that's okay i have horrible writing no matter what and oh god it must be bad if you prefer Knoxville. We used to pass Knoxville on our way up to the Smokies until we discovered the backroads and hell's bells it looks awful. (at least the last time I saw it. which was like when I was little me.) It's a huge city though, so I guess it's to be expected? Idk

WHERE IS THAT WHEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE

also bugged my internet british sister over pm and she said that it's like 60 degrees over there right now LET'S GO TO BRITLAND Y/Y?

Couldn't she just, like, sit on her? That's what my fat cat does to the skinnier ones, at least.

AND I RECEIVE ALL OF YOUR LOVE LSKDFJSLDFDJS.

Yeah, me too omg. Just tell me what you want, dammit, use your words if you don't freaking like me, that's fine, just screw the hell off and leave me alone.

It doesn't, but who cares

I used to go outside at that time. When I was little me, my granny would take me out late at night to listen to crickets/frogs/nighttime sounds. But now it's too hot. 85 degrees is still too hot. why is it so hot

HONEY I SERIOUSLY THINK YOU MIGHT BE MY TWIN i have lost count of the number of times i have said that over the past few days BECAUSE I DISTRUST PEOPLE AS WELL. but I found this beautiful gem of a post while lurking tumblr:


annnd I really don't think I can resist it much longer omg.

yes, yes, a 5 degree difference, sue me Omg, I wonder if I know this restaurant. Since apparently, we both live in Tennessee (omg twins) annnnd you live around/near the Smokies (guessing because Appalachian Mountain range is the only mountain range in the Eastern United States, and you said mountains) and once every year, we go out to the Smokies for vacation (except this year for heat-related reasons). Of course, I could be woefully wrong. Hmm. Well, I know how that is, there's a couple of restaurants around here like that. In fact, I imagine there's a lot of those across the state.

YES OMG LET'S. though I asked my admin friend, and she says it's about 86 degrees right now, so idk if it's any better fml.

YES SERIOUSLY HOW? GIVE US SOUTHERNERS SOME MORE SNOW, CLIMATE

Omg all of my cats are sooooo lazy. And my favorite one is so spoiled <3 She gets everything she ever wants and she hates all of the other cats lmaoooo.

Yes you need to be very glad you're stuck at home because now you have a new internet bff <3

Omg, that's like my friends upon graduating from high school. I've only seen two of them since. DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GIVING ME A HINT?

DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

this is how everyone in the south feels right now


also I love how we apparently both stalk tumblr

holy balls. HOW ON EARTH DID YOU SURVIVE. Actually, no, why did the restaurant not have any air conditioning when it's 100 degrees outside?

I AM FRIENDS WITH ONE OF THE ADMINS HERE AND SHE LIVES IN CANADA AND SHE SAYS I CAN HIDE OUT AT HER HOUSE AND I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME OKAY?

So you're somewhere in the deep south, then? Tennessee usually doesn't get too much snow, but we used to get tons of snow BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAD TO WALK UPHILL BOTH WAYS THROUGH THE SNOW TO GET TO SCHOOL or something but yeah in the 90's sooooo much snow.

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT'S ADORABLE OMG KSDLFJSDFKLHSD:GKLDSJFIEW

Yeah, that's me too. Except for a few family commitments, literally nothing for me to do except POST IN ALL THE THREADS. omg so glad for you being stuck at homeeeee.

HONEY YOU SHOULD MAKE EVERYONE LOVE YOU AND THEN COMBAT THE LOVE WITH THE AFFECTION PROOF ARMOR

HOLY BALLS THAT'S REVOLUTIONARY.

RECORD LOW TEMPERATURE - 89 DEGREES

BRB DYING

lol, it's 9:18 here and it is 99 degrees. dying. so. many. times.

And yeah hun, I know that feel. I go outside: SUNSHINE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. HUMIDITY RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. oh and here have a couple of wasps and cicadas

seriously considering moving to Canada

or Antarctica

and last year fall sucked so it probably will this year

and winter too, not one drop of snow last year

FML

I stopped trying after the second time, and instead started to lurk PC's twitter. Nobody knew what was going on. I lol'd.

And theeeen I tried again after like four hours and the fatal error thing and then I thought:

"Whoops, I must've posted too many gifs. Sorry you guys!"

OMG

3 DEGREES

REVOLUTIONARY

omghoneyiknowwhyGIVEUSSOMERAINOHMIGHTYSMITER

OMG YES

This was me yesterday:

"lalala PC time~"

"BLARRRRRRRRGH FATAL ERROR KLSDFJSD:LIGHESIOFJEHKGEGWEOIFJSDKL"

"wtf why"

I think that it was a database error or something. Guess what, it's legit 106 degrees here fml.

Honey, you know PC is back up. COME BACK THIS INSTANT

THIS IS HOW YOU RESPOND

MORE
GIFS

damn i think i've exhausted my supply of them fml