http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=8257458
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh!
Your Windows boots up in, what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet!
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller,
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Hellen Keller.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS WHAT!? WHAT!?