Zet

Whoa awesome theme Zet =D

What. LOVE? Don't be absurd, Zetty. Everyone knows the Devil's only love is lust...and a love of contempt for Lilith.

And I'm sure he'd taunt you with each game, you can tell from the sly grin on his face.

Or play a game of poker with the devil, he'll nail you with three 6's each and every time.

You know you're testing the reaper's patience by getting the negatives.

But you would just be eating gel. The fragrance is a ploy to get you poisoned. D:

Radical. Now your hair would smell good enough to eat. :0

Actually, I bet it cures acne. ;(

They're still not shiny, Zetty. ^_^;

Get on all fours and start licking my boots clean. Then maybe you can have some. >:3

Only if I get a Zetty pouting "please". :D

I'm hiding in a box, baby. I'm hiding in a cardboard box~

I'm sure you would! It's an initial receipe that helps rid of any facial blemishes. Avatar used to be Spotty Gary before I fed him some ratty delights! :D

True. I should bake you a cake, I'll include the special receipe that Avatar seems to like so much. Hobo leg with sweat seasoning and armpit hair sprinklings. ^_^

Sounds like a sweetening soggy cake. :<

Science would permanently paint your face a dirty maroon colour.

It's official, your skin hates anything that's supposed to be good for you. D;

It sounds as though your skin has some sort of allergic reaction against this ointment. D:

Zetty, you shouldn't pop them. D:

Aww, Zetty. ;o; Chin up! There's always room for improvement in the land of the flying zits. x3

Apparently so. Bored enough to put you on a wrack, crack your every bones, scold you with hot oil and remove the nails off your fingers with flaming hot pincers.

Are you saying that guys are incompetent when it comes to knowing when someone's picking their brains? XD; Zetty can see himself being shredded by a flock of hens!