I've said I was NOT a person of needless violence...
(I guess that wasn't enough to let you I was merely joking...)
& I ask of you:
Never, EVER use "f" again, ok?
I know what it's short for & I know the meaning of that word...
It's DISGUSTING to do with just anything...
Other than that & "God blast it", (I'm sure you know what word I actually meant...)
I'm fine with coarse language.