You're black? 'Cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. That stands for the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Naaaah.
Scrubs win.