Of course I do! XD
I was apparently kidnapped by some guy who made me his spouse and we had a kid that wasn't mine. Anyway, the kid went to a soccer game with my kidnapper and I decided to take Tachi and go with them. Then all the scenery changed and I was in some dinky little house that was apparently mine. Bakura was in my room sitting on my dresser and he asked me to get him some key. This house had many secret passages so I went up in the ceiling which had the closest secret passage. The key was right there on some kind of underpass. I walked over to grab it but the key went backwards with the wall. A giant iron door came down and I could barely see in the room, but I could see there was nothing in there but the key. I knew how to open the door, but I was scared shitless to dare try it so I went out of the secret passageway and told Bakura I couldn't get it. He was certainly pissed off.
"Do you know what I do to people who don't listen to me?" As soon as he asked that, the room lost all gravity and these spikes came out of the wall beside me. The room got gravity back so I tried to run. The door frame also had spikes. But I was able to escape.
"I let you escape," he said, "normally, though, I kill those who don't listen to me. But you're a prince(ss), so I'll treat you like a prince(ss). ."
There was a pause for a moment, "why don't you come to bed?" At thise point, he and I had awesome sex. Like really awesome, loud, hot, sweaty sex. It was amazing. <3
Then I woke up. =3