So today in work, a customer came in with two coconuts. He walks up to me and says "I bought two coconuts, and they were rotten. I want to test these coconuts to makes sure they're fresh." So I nod and go to get my manager, telling him that a customer came in with "a lovely pair of coconuts". We find the customer, and said customer breaks a few coconuts on the ground to find fresh ones. He leaves happy.
My manager looks at me and says "I want to break some too." So we go into the back room and just throw a coconut onto the ground for giggles. Coconut water goes everywhere, there were knives being tossed around, and lulz were had.
I wish I had my camera with me so that I could have taken a video.
To make up for lack of splitting coconuts, I bring you Sushi Cat, a really addicting game. There are a few other games on that site that are fun, like a game where you shoot zombie snowmen and another where you set people on fire.