I didn't know snails were capable of giving physical exams. I mean, tiger cowries have cool shells and all, but they'd make terrible doctors. They'd slime up all over the place and if you spilled some salt anywhere near them, they'd dry all up. What kind of a doctor is that?
These visitor messages are like, replacing PMs. XD It's cool though, I wanna be the first to hit, like, 1000 messages! :>
SAVE THE POKING FOR YOUR DAD. We could like, dance around him in a circle poking and poking and poking, 'cept that might just annoy him even more and he could be like, wtf gtfo we're going home!!!111one. That'd be bad. >>;
(Am I the only one who thinks it's fun to imagine people using, like, "wtf" and "gtfo" and "brb" and such in person? When telling stories, I mean, like that, since ya know, actually using them would be weird. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even really read the letters, I just hear the phrase in my head wutdafrak, getdafrakout, etc. Except for "brb", I actually hear that as "bee are bee". HMM.)
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