Astinus

This parody may have to wait a week or two, as I have become involved in this fanfic archive idea. A lot of my time here will probably be spent scanning through the forum in search of well-written fictions. I should be able to get away with occassional breaks, however, and finish it quickly enough.

As you can tell, late response is late. School, pretty much. The workload kinda kills.

Hmm, I have another parody in the works that deals with the mod banhammer of doom. I was wondering if you would be offended or not by it, since I don't feel like offending you.

Also, did you like my reference to your recent stickies? If you can't tell, I really love the special snowflake stuff :)

Oh man. Never again will I be able to hear that little piece of music that plays whenever the rival makes his exit without laughing. XD

Well, from what I've noticed, many Secret Bonus Points are obtained by attacking someone or something that doesn't necessarily have to be attacked. So what I recommend is that you seek out the most harmless-looking person you can, particularly a very harmless-looking person who is somewhere they needn't be, and give 'em a good, hard smack with a chicken/avocado basket (it's okay to drop the avocados as long as the green side's song's not playing)/whatever's handy. :3

Speaking of DH, this is a thing of glory.

Speaking of DH again, I learned last night that in the beta version, HE was always red. I guess he still had the whole happy face/"DIE"-face thing going on, but BOTH were red sides. This leads me to wonder what the theme for the red-yet-cheerful version would be. My current answer is that it's the green side's theme and the red side's theme playing simultaneously. o.o

And now HE has decided that from this day forward, a chicken must always be held while singing that song. ALWAYS. At the very least, a rubber chicken should be readily available at all times just in case that song comes on.

It was the green side that made that announcement. It was determined pretty quickly that the red side was too easily distracted by thoughts of (and actions against) smaller, squishable beings to actually get around to making that statement.

Now, while singing the green side's song, one must be holding a basket of avocados. And skipping. And one is not allowed to let any of the avocados fall out of the basket.

I know what you mean, I just about fell off of my bed because I was laughing so hard. Of all the people to pop in and say "I like fic," Ekeshum was the last I would have expected to do so.

It also helped that she gave a half-hearted attempt at defending Sir. Aaron's appearance. I, however, feel that I portrayed him accurately :P

This = awesome.

Whoops, it said I'm under the character minimum, so... *tries to think of something to say* ...Gloss rhymes with hair! ^^

I wrote a parody on this Sir. Aaron guy and posted it to the forums, and I wanted you to take a look at it to tell me whether or not I should tone it down or not. IDK, just something I was a little insecure about, this being my first parody and whatnot.

I will, thank you! *bows*

And always a pleasure to read your posts, by the way. I don't know what it is about you, but the way you write is just... entertaining to read. Maybe it's how you're both kind and mean at the same time :laugh: Just thought I'd let you know...

BUT DA COWPERSON WAS ALL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I ASKD COWPERSON END SHEE SED DAT EYE CUDNT HVE 1

Hello. i am friends with jeffback and i was just wondering if you could change the name of my Fanfic "Abnormally Exceptional" to "Regicide". if you cant its ok. just asking. Thanks :D

Have no fear, Astinus, I shall provide the proper criticism that these new writers need! No, seriously, I'm going to start my hardcore reviewing again. Plus, I might even be able to convince myself to pick up on my old fanfic. So maybe this forum won't be as filled up with noobish fictions as it has been lately. Something for people to look forward to I guess (provided they like my style, that is).

I'm very glad that the sticky has already increased the quality of reviews, since one liners were really starting to piss me off. The worst were ones that only insulted the writer. I'm pretty sure you know which one I'm talking about...

BUT CAIUS WUZ A RELLE MEEN PERSEN 2 BELLA END EDWERD!

HEE WUZ AWL RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

...but those admins are meanies!

CAIUS= PERSEN FRUM TWILITE WHU WUZ A RELLE MEEN PERSEN.

Can I PM you enstead?

Willie. And Sven. At the same time.

Well, I think my days of forgetting that Fan!Rotom even exists are finally over--it's officially become too epic to forget about now. X3

I am craving DH like mad. D: It's really hitting me that it's been more than ten years since last I played it. Now, quite a few things from about that long ago still feel like they happened only yesterday for me, but THAT... yeah. Jonesing like mad over here... @_@

And hell yes, does the world need DH/Sonic fic. DH fic of any kind, for that matter.

...What, I wonder, would be the most absolutely wtf crossover involving DH? o.o Hmm...

...Mentioning Moltar having even the potential to have "luxurious bouncy curls" has caused me to imagine him with Claudio Sanchez's hair. X3

Oh, and guess what. My queue has jumped back up to fourteen. XD

Some writers on the PFF forum make me want to shoot someone too... There is one in particular that I am thinking about that doesn't listen very well...

Oh, and yet another epic sticky :) Maybe with these rules even more strictly enforced than before, we can finally clear out useless reviews and annoying bumps...

I have just one thing left to say: thank whatever Gods there may be that we have a strict moderator.

-snort laugh- And I return the favor, as well.

Russell got stuck on the stairs. xD He had to wet himself cause he wouldn't move an inch. I think he hates me now. And Adrienne looks a lot better with long hair...a lot better. It's pretty and flowy and stuff. :3

Yes. It's like...sexy and stuff. o.o -droolpuppy-

The most recent sticky thread title was win.

Astinus = best mod ever ever; striking fear into the hearts of those who don't follow the rules.

<3 hi