Seriously... Don't say our tutorials are dumb, when yours is worse.
Mine is covers the most commands CORRECTLY.
HP32's covers the basics and a bit more. (Which is awesome.)
Anyways, if you can't get a script to work, don't bash, flame, insult, or (whatever), the person that posted the tutorial. Just ask the creator of the tut. for help. Much simpler, less server space, and much nicer...