Livewire

what noooo aww, poor youuu ;;

eat a lot of ginger and onions, they help!

hi booo how are you

omfg that's like the most amazing profile I've seen in a long time :O

what are you getting ontoo live >;((

Drinking cheap blue-collar beer is below a super hipster like me anyway. Not nearly ironic enough. When I'm craving a beer, I go the extra mile and drink something intended only for young children instead. Isn't it just the HIPPEST AND MOST IRONICALLY IRONIC THING EVER that I'm always doing the opposite of what I should be? Look at this.

*guzzles a bottle of Similac*

Ahh, the taste of superiority. It's like reverse beer because it's totally something for babies instead of a mature beverage for adults. Get it? GET IT?!?!?!?

Thanks for the add, Liveyy~ ♥

:D

also some quality music that you may enjoy

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But of course. You couldn't even tell that I was only having this conversation with you ironically? Normally I normally wouldn't be caught dead conversing with someone over the internet. Far too pedestrian. I'm only doing it for the smug sense of superiority that comes from voluntarily doing things that are beneath you, so don't get ahead of yourself, unironic pleb. I bet you don't even make artisan organic jellies in your basement to sell at craft shows when you're low on Pabst Blue Ribbon funds!

But I was a natural before it was *shot*

I was making Ice Ice Baby jokes about the ice storm before it was cool.

*readjusts scarf pretentiously*

posted from my iPhone

And here I thought I had a good response T______________T

This just reconfirms that I need to stay a social networking hermit. If I lose my inflated sense of being uniquely hip and funny, what do I have left? NOTHING!

rog8ou-ZepE

So, ready to FREEZE?

slight work. WORK IT. slight work. WORK IT. work work work work work

Oh I see the bat but the way it's rotated the initial reaction is that it's a pony.

I have no idea how you can't see it though lol

ohoho, also I can't unsee the fact that your city thing forms a pony