Yeah, the movies were a great coping mechanism. (You think I kid. I kid not. I am deadly serious.) Here in Britland, believe it or not, Vue Cinemas held a competition to find the film customers most wanted to see again... I'll give you three guesses which one won. (So now every time I walk past the cinema I have to resist the burning urge to rush in, see it and experience the flood again. Oh my Rowling/Whedon/Jolie, I hate Vue Cinemas.)
Dude! :D TK is completely also my favourite supernatural power. (I just. I dunno. I like the thought of throwing people through walls. >:) Only bad people, I promise, but it's a great comeback.
GREAT EEJIT GALOOT: [insert scathing putdown here]
ME: I'll add you to the list.
*walks away*
You should try it some time. :P If I recall correctly, it's written into Scripture as a holy ritual.
And also, thank you for confirming my long-held suspicion that sexuality does not restrict one's ability to find the same sex beautiful. XD For a while I wondered if it made me bi to appreciate the Godly Good Looks that Joe Walker has been endowed with, but obviously not. ;) Thanks dude.
Yeah, I figured as much after I wrote the question :P I guess you can count on Rowling not to make it easy for us, heh. And I wanna be a Hatstall, now, just so I can feel special. XD
ALSO, I WANT A DRAGON HEARTSTRING WAND. NOW. HAND IT OVER.
...please? XD
Ooh, I'd heard there was an epic backstory for McGonagall! But I shan't spoil it for myself...
*twitches toward HP wikia*
...No, I mustn't! Dammit, you're going to make me get Pottermore after all. XD
Haha! Yeah, it's beginning to sound like a law firm... but maybe that could be our other source of income? (Just imagine. Buffy, Harry and Angelina Jolie all show up at trial and plead with the judge. WE'D WALK IT DUDE. EVERY CASE.) Think it over, O Fellow Elder. :P
*faints*
Damn, dude, you gotta stop doing this to me. XD My head's starting to ache from its repeated bashing against the floor. But hell yeah she's beautiful - so, in tribute:
Our Blessed Lady in Heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your queendom come,
your will be done,
your poise be forever stylish and knockout.
Give us this day our daily flash of leg,
and forgive us our squeeing,
as we also have forgiven those on Twitter
who mock thy lustrous nature.
And lead us not into temptation,
lest we lose our minds with want
and fall yet further
into the spiral of despair
that awaits those who cannot have
but still want, dammit.
Awoman.