But french fries are vegan . . . as long as you don't get them from McDonald's. xDD
Oceans are salty for my enjoyment because I love salt ^-^ Everything in the world is made for me.
I don't know what you mean by this so I'll just say what I think would be the most painful way to die:
Crucifixion, in my opinion, would be the worst kind of fatal torture one could endure. When in a relaxed (none of the muscles contracted) position while being crucified, the lungs would overexpand and the victim would be unable to breathe. In order to breathe, one would have to use his arms to lift himself up. This would be very painful and difficult and, over time, would only become more painful and difficult. Eventually, the strain of lifting oneself up repeatedly would cause exhaustion and the victim would be resigned to relaxing on the cross, eventually suffocating with an expanded chest. Alongside this would be the pain of scourging, crurifragium, injuries to the genitalia (they're impaled in some styles of crucifixion), possible infection and blood loss (from scourging prior to the crucifixion or the stigmata--the scars from being nailed to the cross), dehydration, hunger, and possibly other factors. Crucifixion, like any good form of torture, is designed to prolong death and cause the victim's pain to build over time, and it achieves this end better than any torture method I've ever heard of.