17:28:08: <Ozzy> is link a plant?
17:28:15: <Olli> He's lots of things
17:28:19: <Olli> Well
17:28:23: <Olli> 4 other things
17:28:30: <Olli> It's a curse
17:29:03: <Olli> well, the Deku Scrub is
17:29:26: <Olli> I really want to play it but memory card's sill dead :(
17:29:42: <Ozzy> What other things can he be :o
17:29:47: <Ozzy> Does he get like
17:29:50: <Ozzy> powers and stuff for them?
17:29:57: <Olli> Yah
17:29:58: <Olli> Well
17:30:20: <Olli> Majora's Mask is basically an alternate world Ocarina of Time
17:30:41: <Olli> It uses the same engine and characters and stuff as OoT
17:30:55: <Olli> But it's in a world that's doomed to be destroyed
17:31:02: <Olli> and Link gets put under a curse
17:31:06: <Olli> to be a Deku Scrub
17:31:29: <Olli> And he has 3 days to get back to his normal self
17:31:36: <Olli> and then he learns to go back in time and stuff
17:31:38: <Olli> so much stuff
17:31:59: <Olli> Oh and break is a week
17:32:06: <Ozzy> wait what
17:32:07: <Ozzy> okay questions
17:32:16: <Olli> QUESTION TIME
17:32:19: <Ozzy> A) why is he cured
17:32:23: <Ozzy> B) why does that make him a plant
17:32:24: <Olli> Ocarina
17:32:28: <Olli> o
17:32:32: <Olli> um
17:32:33: <Ozzy> C) why does he have 3 days
17:32:33: <Olli> evil guy
17:32:41: <Ozzy> D) why does he learn to go back in time
17:32:43: <Olli> ok
17:32:47: <Olli> a)
17:32:48: <Ozzy> E) does that effect the 3 days
17:32:57: <Ozzy> F) can you only play the game for 3 days before dying
17:33:03: <Ozzy> kgo
17:33:04: <Olli> You did the mask quest in OoT right
17:33:04: <Ozzy> :D
17:33:08: <Ozzy> no
17:33:09: <Ozzy> lol
17:33:11: <Olli> nub
17:33:13: <Ozzy> I probably did
17:33:15: <Ozzy> I don't remember xD
17:33:23: <Olli> You remembered the Mask salesman though
17:33:34: <Ozzy> Maybe? D:
17:33:36: <Olli> Well
17:33:47: <Olli> In the Lost Woods
17:33:58: <Olli> Just to the left of the entrance
17:34:08: <Olli> There's this creature known as a skull kid
17:34:11: <Olli> dunno if you remember it
17:34:23: <Ozzy> I do!
17:34:34: <Olli>
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17:34:36: <Olli> oops
17:34:37: <Olli> owell
17:34:39: <Olli> that thing
17:34:41: <Ozzy> lool
17:34:49: <Olli> Well
17:34:53: <Ozzy> oh wow it has a mustache
17:35:04: <Olli> Nah that's a beak
17:35:20: <Olli> Or big lips in this version
17:35:26: <Olli> that was changed due to controversies
17:35:32: <Olli> just like Jynx
17:35:33: <Olli> Anyways
17:35:39: <Olli> There's one of those in the new world as well
17:35:44: <Olli> which is known as Termina
17:35:46: <Ozzy> lool
17:35:48: <Olli> however in this game
17:35:48: <Olli> IT
17:35:51: <Olli> IS THE BAD GUY
17:35:58: <Ozzy> OMG
17:35:58: <Ozzy> NO
17:35:58: <Ozzy> HOLY
17:36:00: <Olli> but not really
17:36:00: <Ozzy> NOOO
17:36:02: <Ozzy> (is that bad)
17:36:02: <Olli> because
17:36:03: <Ozzy> o
17:36:04: <Olli> there's this thing
17:36:09: <Ozzy> THING
17:36:09: <Olli> known as Majora's Mask
17:36:10: <Ozzy> AHH
17:36:16: <Olli> and the skull kid was sad and lonely
17:36:26: <Olli> And it met two fairies
17:36:35: <Ozzy> Why was it sad and lonely :(
17:36:37: <Olli> known as Tatl and Tail
17:36:45: <Olli> play on the word tatletail I think
17:36:47: <Olli> or something
17:36:48: <Ozzy> lool
17:36:49: <Olli> anyways
17:37:13: <Olli> For some reason skull kid knocks out the mask salesman and tries some of the masks
17:37:16: <Olli> so it is kinda evil
17:37:24: <Olli> BUT IT WAS SAD AND LONELY IT COULDN'T HELP IT
17:37:26: <Olli> and it finds
17:37:29: <Olli> Majora's Mask
17:37:34: <Olli> and it puts it on
17:37:36: <Olli> or he does
17:37:38: <Olli> he has a gender
17:37:40: <Olli> and
17:37:50: <Olli> it corrupts him
17:37:51: <Ozzy> wait but
17:37:52: <Olli> and takes over him
17:37:55: <Ozzy> hold on hold on
17:37:58: <Olli> and he gets magic powers or something
17:38:00: <Olli> ???
17:38:01: <Ozzy> if the kid was sad and lonely
17:38:06: <Ozzy> why did he attack the salesman
17:38:10: <Ozzy> why was he not like
17:38:12: <Ozzy> "hay dude"
17:38:17: <Ozzy> and the salesmen would be like
17:38:18: <Olli> oh he has tatl and tail as friends now
17:38:20: <Ozzy> "hi who are you"
17:38:22: <Ozzy> oh
17:38:25: <Ozzy> okay continue
17:38:28: <Olli> anyways
17:38:34: <Olli> so no now he's EVIL
17:38:41: <Ozzy> NOOO
17:38:45: <Olli> and he's out to have fun
17:38:55: <Ozzy> that doesn't sound so evil :(
17:39:02: <Olli> so Link meets him while he's searching for Navi
17:39:03: <Ozzy> maybe you're a fuddy duddy
17:39:08: <Olli> no reason why he'd do that though
17:39:19: <Ozzy> are you racist against skull people
17:39:20: <Olli> And he scares Epona
17:39:26: <Olli> So Link falls off
17:39:33: <Olli> and gets knocked out
17:39:43: <Olli> And Skull Kid steals his Ocarina
17:39:48: <Olli> and runs off
17:39:52: <Olli> And Link runs after him
17:39:56: <Olli> and he falls down a hole
17:40:00: <Olli> and lands on a flower
17:40:04: <Ozzy> NO
17:40:05: <Ozzy> NOOOO
17:40:07: <Ozzy> THAT POOR FLOWER
17:40:13: <Ozzy> sat there minding its own business :(
17:40:17: <Olli> And Skull Kid is there levitating and doing magic stuff idek
17:40:20: <Olli> and suddenly
17:40:30: <Olli> all these ginger deku scrubs come towards link
17:40:39: <Olli> and link is all like UWAAAAAAAHH
17:40:42: <Olli> You know
17:40:44: <Ozzy> AHHHHHHH
17:40:47: <Olli> that scream he does
17:40:48: <Olli> all the time
17:40:50: <Ozzy> ya
17:40:55: <Olli> and he gets turned into a DEKU SCRUB
17:40:57: <Ozzy> he does it a lot when i play as him :(
17:41:02: <Ozzy> HOLY
17:41:03: <Ozzy> OMG
17:41:06: <Ozzy> DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
17:41:21: <Olli> and
17:41:25: <Olli> I know why it makes him a plant
17:41:32: <Olli> but that would kinda ruin part of the game
17:41:37: <Olli> so not gonna tell you
17:41:42: <Olli> Anyways
17:41:50: <Olli> since skull kid is evil and knows magic now
17:42:06: <Olli> he wants to make the moon hit Termina
17:42:18: <Olli> so he uses his magic
17:42:23: <Olli> and the moon grows a face
17:42:25: <Ozzy> TELL ME
17:42:35: <Ozzy> ...
17:42:36: <Ozzy> what
17:42:40: <Ozzy> why does the moon grow a face wat
17:42:45: <Olli> and makes a slow descent towards the earth
17:42:50: <Olli> which is actually pretty fast
17:42:56: <Olli> because it only takes 3 days
17:43:00: <Ozzy> is the skullkid an idiot
17:43:05: <Ozzy> doesn't he realise he'll die
17:43:17: <Olli> nah he's friends with the moon
17:43:20: <Olli> they're just having fun
17:43:31: <Ozzy> blowing up the world whilst he's on it might kill him D:
17:43:35: <Olli> alright
17:43:39: <Olli> so that's why it takes 3 days
17:43:43: <Olli> now
17:44:17: <Olli> all he has to do is wait for the festival which happens at night time on the third day and then climb up on a ledge and go up and fight skull kid atop of the clocktower
17:44:19: <Olli> UNFORTUNATELY
17:44:28: <Olli> Deku Scrubs can't climb up on small ledges
17:44:30: <Ozzy> OH GOD
17:44:37: <Ozzy> ..
17:44:48: <Ozzy> please tell me you don't spend the whole game learning to climb a ledge
17:45:23: <Olli> So you'll have to go through lots of stuff, gaining magic powers, winning a game of tag against some kids to become part of their gang so that you can enter the observatorium because it's their hideout and they block the entrance
17:45:37: <Olli> And you need the magic to blow up a balloon btw
17:46:07: <Olli> two secs I forgot a word
17:46:42: <Ozzy> I'm confused
17:46:58: <Ozzy> Why doesn't Link just ask someone nicely to help him up onto the ledge
17:46:59: <Ozzy> and be like
17:47:07: <Ozzy> "hay guiz moonz gonna kill us halp up plz"
17:47:13: <Olli> Link isn't much of a social person
17:47:15: <Olli> also he can't talk
17:47:21: <Olli> and people kinda don't like him
17:47:29: <Olli> also he's a kid
17:47:30: <Ozzy> Can't he spend the 3 days learning sign language
17:47:41: <Olli> so they'll be like "that's dangerous"
17:47:42: <Ozzy> Or building a step
17:47:49: <Ozzy> or a ramp or something
17:48:15: <Olli> oh yeah
17:48:19: <Olli> ok
17:48:24: <Olli> so he had to make it to the observatorium
17:48:31: <Olli> to look through a telescope and look up at the moon
17:48:36: <Olli> which then gets sad and cries
17:48:58: <Olli> and the tear falls into the little yard outside of the observatorium
17:49:29: <Olli> and Link does his signature danananaaaaaa sound and picks it up
17:49:36: <Olli> and now
17:49:48: <Olli> he makes his way back to the clock tower
17:49:56: <Olli> and remember the flower tha link landed on
17:50:04: <Ozzy> hold on
17:50:05: <Olli> well Deku scrubs can go into these and fly
17:50:10: <Ozzy> how can link pick up liquid
17:50:19: <Olli> well it's a solid tear
17:50:28: <Ozzy> ok so why is the moon crying
17:50:42: <Olli> probably because the skull kid is standing on top of it
17:50:43: <Olli> but yeah
17:50:45: <Olli> that flower
17:50:53: <Olli> there's one outside of the clock tower
17:51:05: <Olli> which is what Link needs to use so that he can get up on the ledge
17:51:17: <Olli> but another adult Deku Scrub owns it
17:51:23: <Olli> and he won't give it to Link
17:51:32: <Olli> unless Link gives him a moon tear
17:51:59: <Ozzy> hold on so link can kill a super powerful wizard guy who can breathe in space and THE MOON, but not a deku scrub?
17:52:17: <Olli> but Link's a Deku Scrub
17:52:20: <Olli> he can't do anything
17:52:22: <Olli> except spin
17:52:25: <Olli> shoot snot bubbles
17:52:30: <Olli> and fly from flowers
17:52:42: <Olli> so yeah
17:52:45: <Olli> he gets the flower
17:52:50: <Olli> and all this took about 3 days to do
17:53:00: <Olli> so it's the carnival
17:53:04: <Ozzy> hold on
17:53:07: <Ozzy> hold on hold on
17:53:10: <Olli> and the clock tower thing on the ledge opens
17:53:12: <Ozzy> if link is still a deku scrub
17:53:18: <Ozzy> why does he want to get onto the ledge
17:53:27: <Ozzy> i thought you said he was fighting the wizard there
17:53:32: <Olli> because it leads to the top of the clock tower
17:53:39: <Olli> nah
17:53:50: <Olli> skull wizard is on top of the clock tower
17:54:01: <Ozzy> but you just said he's on the moon D:
17:54:03: <Olli> and the way only opens at midnight on the day of the carnival for some reason
17:54:09: <Olli> yeah he can teleport I think
17:54:14: <Olli> or something
17:54:25: <Ozzy> so why would he not just teleport away the second link reaches him
17:54:34: <Olli> because he's stupid
17:54:38: <Olli> anyways
17:54:42: <Olli> so Link gets up there
17:54:43: <Olli> and he dies
17:54:45: <Olli> the end
17:54:53: <Ozzy> oh
17:54:56: <Olli> NAHHHHHHHHH
17:54:59: <Olli> I'm just kidding
17:55:02: <Ozzy> but you said he goes back in t-OH WAIT YOU GOT ME
17:55:14: <Olli> he shoots skull kid with his snot bubble
17:55:18: <Olli> and he drops the ocarina
17:55:22: <Olli> and deku link picks it up
17:55:36: <Olli> and when he goes to play it
17:55:39: <Olli> it becomes a
17:55:42: <Ozzy> why would he do that
17:55:42: <Olli> wait for it
17:55:48: <Ozzy> hold on no
17:55:51: <Ozzy> I have an issue with thisw
17:55:57: <Ozzy> the moon is about to destroy the world
17:56:00: <Ozzy> he's stuck as a scrub
17:56:00: <Olli> WAIT FOR IT
17:56:04: <Ozzy> and his first thought
17:56:07: <Ozzy> is to play an ocarina
17:57:13: <Olli>
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17:57:19: <Olli> this is what the ocarina becomes!!!!!!!!!
17:57:27: <Ozzy> oh god wat
17:57:34: <Olli> don't ask me
17:57:35: <Olli> anyways
17:57:39: <Olli> he remember the song of time
17:57:45: <Ozzy> what even is that lmao
17:57:48: <Ozzy> is that bagpipes
17:57:49: <Olli> which in this game has a completely different effect
17:57:52: <Ozzy> BAGPIPES OF TIME?
17:57:59: <Olli> no they come out of his butt
17:58:04: <Ozzy> awks
17:58:06: <Olli> so they're buttpipes I think
17:58:09: <Ozzy> o ok
17:58:13: <Ozzy> the buttpipes of time got it
17:58:17: <Olli> yup
17:58:18: <Olli> so
17:58:20: <Olli> the song of time
17:58:23: <Olli> sends him back in time
17:58:28: <Olli> three days to be precise
17:58:32: <Olli> conveniently enough
17:58:52: <Olli> and everything is back to what it was like when he became a deku scrub
17:58:53: <Olli> OH
17:58:57: <Olli> I DON'T WANT NO SCRUB
17:59:06: <Olli> A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM ME
17:59:07: <Olli> sorry had to
17:59:12: <Olli> but yeah
17:59:18: <Olli> now he has the buttpipes of time though
17:59:20: <Ozzy> ...
17:59:22: <Ozzy> xD
17:59:29: <Olli> so now he can talk to the masks salesman
17:59:39: <Olli> and he teaches him the song of healing
17:59:46: <Olli> and when Link plays it
17:59:49: <Olli> he becomes Link!
17:59:59: <Ozzy> ohmyjdfklgjdflg NO WAY
18:00:19: <Olli> and he gets a Deku Scrub mask which he can use to transform into a Deku Scrub
18:00:23: <Olli> dunno why he'd do that though
18:00:41: <Olli> and when he's a deku scrub he can take his face off and become Link again
18:00:48: <Olli> and so the real game begins
18:01:16: <Ozzy> wait
18:01:24: <Ozzy> does he still have buttpipes at this point
18:01:26: <Olli> which includes 4 temples and a final super awesome boss battle
18:01:30: <Olli> and tons of sidequests
18:01:36: <Olli> when he's a deku scrub yeah
18:01:44: <Ozzy> does he still only have 3 days
18:01:50: <Olli> yup
18:02:08: <Olli> but now he can go back in time again
18:02:20: <Olli> and now he can climb onto the ledge
18:02:34: <Olli> 22 secs need to pee
18:02:40: <Ozzy> the latter is more impressive ngl
18:02:45: <Ozzy> WASH YOUR BUTTPIPES
It's tradition!