Dear Gavin,
A while ago, I took self-appointed audits upon the neural capacities of senior staff members, and my data seemed to pinpoint Captain Fabio as the person with the lowest amount of brain capabilities. Clearly, it appears as if there was a slight error with the tabulation of the results, because the most recent action you concocted in your feeble mind caused me to re-evaluate my findings and, after much re-examination of the data, it appears as if you are the owner of the mental ability of a raccoon.
You seem to have failed at performing such a simple action as examining the skylight that brought illumination to the previously dank walls of the PokeCommunity server. Rather than simply cleaning it, in order to permit it to let more light into the disgustingly dim room you call 'the staff room', you have decided to, I don't know, completely remove it from the premises? Needless to say, this mishandling of such a simple task leaves me baffled as to how you ascended to the position of higher staff, let alone discern different letters on a QWERTY keyboard.
I would be more than happy to discuss with you further revisions to my data, but until then: my point still stands: there is a large void in your cranium.
Regards,
Nine Inch Nails