I have a computer (both a desktop and a laptop actually), but they're with my mother 'cause my dad thinks that they're going to turn me into a cheeto-inhaling bag of cellulite. He honestly believes the only real uses of computers are work, e-mail, and Facebook (if that). One time he said that I'd become so fat that they'd have to use a construction crane to pull me out of my basement when I die, like legit trying to scare me. And I'm 160 lbs of muscle and bones right now. :/
He's an idiot, and everyone around him knows it. My mother and I talk about it every weekend while I'm on PC. :3