DJTiki

Really? 0_0 Thanks!
I named Absol Dr. Death because the blade on its head looks like a scythe XD Besides, Absol is a nice guy. I mean, his nature's Jolly.

Okay.

Uh... I hope not?

It's 100% done! Do you want to hear my silly nicknames? XD

There's no real continuity. The three series are not in order; they're more like different interpretations. Same with all the specials.

I have the entire second series and a ton of the specials on my computer actually.

It's great! I love the show, but I recommend that you only watch the second series; aka the one where Lupin wears a red jacket. The third series is poorly drawn, and in the first series all the characters act like jerks.

Oh... Lupin III XD

It gets on my nerves a lot. I guess it's also because homosexual attraction is considered abnormal still.

He doesn't, though. In fact, he's the most masculine character in the cast, and not the gay stereotype of an overly-masculine man either. Then again, everybody does say he's in the closet.

I've noticed this big double standard: if an otherwise gay guy likes one girl, people still say he's gay; it's just an exception. But if an otherwise straight guy likes one guy, people claim he was in the closet the whole time. I don't get it.

What do you mean Machamp can be female?!

I never want to be in a war... unless it's over who gets the last slice of pizza.

Fans think these two characters should get together when they're totally mismatched, but it's somewhat canon in one of the recent interpretations. I just don't get it. The fans also keep sthinking this one guy is gay, but there's zero proof. It's kinda like if I said all Pikachu are green. The problem is it seems like literally everyone in the fandom thinks this way, so I dislike almost everything it produces.

Thank you! Sorry for the super late reply I kept forgetting to reply to my messages cuz I was super busy:/

Surely you know that the whole "Bay of Pigs Invasion" mishap could have been easily avoided had we followed all the advice in that little book. War is not very different. We're just as stupid today, so we still need that common sense advice.
For instance, the military's actions in the Middle East make sense... it we're trying to break up all the countries to more easily manipulate them for resources. However, as a "war" our country is failing miserably.

Uh, yeah, it sort of did... it's shipping-related, and there's one more thing that's catering to the fans. It just annoys me and grosses me out.

Why was it "meh?" Don't you remember that multiple armies were stupid enough to try and attack Russia during wintertime? It needs to be required reading.

I disagreed them them before as well. Nobody commented on my work for the fandom either, so I doubt they miss me. :P I'm honesstly close to ranting about how wrong these people's ideas are, but I know nobody will listen.

I'm having that terrible moment when: you want to get into an older fandom of yours, and then you realize you disagree with literally everyone else's headcanons in that fandom.

I'm glad you liked the essay!

Yeah, I've read that book. I laughed at a lot of the advice because it seems so obvious. For example, "check the weather before you go into battle" or "know where you'll be fighting before you fight there."

...No, you're not. What they're trying to do is analogous to trying to shoot the moon with a grappling hook and pull yourself up.

That's too bad... well, at least you'll know what to put in your guide next.

What about other people?

Wow... I'm glad you said something. Those ideas are really outlandish. I hope people take your advice, DJ!

Remember when I said there are a million plots about all the evil teams joining together to fight all the player characters? It was this sort of thing I was talking about.

If you put it gently, everyone will know you're not at fault. Good luck with it! I would think it takes a lot of courage to criticize somebody who's popular.