templekeeper

Here's that thread I mentioned.

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=176451

Come on man, it was on page 1...

If I know what people want, I know what to stock, agreed?

Sure...?

Hey. What's up? How's life going for you?

Yeah, my friend doesn't have one. We just call her, 'Name' SPACE! 'Name' we actually say the space bit, ehehe.
I do exist!!! How dare you? It doesn't? Then what are you keeping?
It doesn't..
They don't exit what?
.... :O come out into the liiight :)
NO.. who does? Except maybe, the Grinch.
NIGEL, YOU'RE STARTING TO GET ON MY CHIPS! - Talking cookie in Maryland advert.
I've never had a concussion before, have you...?
Different colour, what?

You have a friend called Wit? What's his last name 'less'? eheheh, [/lame]
If you don't exist, I will burn it. eheheheheh *manic*
Well, thanks.. very informative.
What would freak me out? I hate looking out windows at night? GHOST FACE! AAH!
... you don't like being identified? hiding away in shadows? ...
Green, and slimeeeh?
I shall ask him! >.< I hope he doesn't mind and won't demonstrate on a live human person... xD
I'm sure it is..

You're so mean... xD
No, I have it in this giant, in-destructable jar!
Mad at someone? Well, you'd say if it was me, right?
What's the question again?
So, you chose one you hated..? Uh, why?

So you don't like them? ... I hate disgusting things...
My friend Dom knows how to do that, so I stay on the good side of him... xD
So, I'll stay on the good side of you aswell.

Don't worry man, I'm untrollable. Unless you're a girl who types in pink/purple and overuses smilies. Then consider me thoroughly trolled.

The point of a post like mine is to be a reference point as to what a real argument looks like. When OP/opponent/outsider see it and respond, it will become apparent to everyone, even the posters themselves, that their arguments are frail and insubstantial. The defensiveness and feeling of faint panic they get when they realize that they can't beat my intellectual [sounding] wall of text... that is why I posted.

If that doesn't work, at least I have one more epic post in my post history to bolster my reputation.

tl;dr: pwnin n00bs for teh lulz

Also, I haven't seen you around before, but that's most likely because I spend most of my time in Pokemon General and RP. You seem like a pretty rational person, and an interest in biochemistry indicates that you are scientifically inclined. There's a thread up in General called "The Real Pokemon Gurus" where we (the Gurus) try to answer Pokemon's unanswerable questions using physics and logic. I get the feeling you'd be a great asset...

Yeah, exactly... I think..
Yes, well it would If I got some special fire that burnt stone, right? and I've got some of that ^^
I see, and what if you stop posting, that's an indication of what?
NOOO! They're my world!
Sooo, why did you create that username, if you don't like it?

No, I have never tried to eat artichokes.
Bricks? WWWOOOAAH?
Don't hurt me..

Good game.

Yeah i used a pic of the Sharingan from naruto and asked SlytherFang to make me an avy+sig set

Like what?
It will burn to the grouunnd, *hiss*
It is a good secret service you are replying, I now know lots of stuff that I didn't before... >,<
Tragic? How do you know though?
Yeah, whatever.
Thanks, don't you like it? Where you drunk when you created it? Thought it looked cool but actually, looked ****.
Yaay! Can't wait.. when will I get my pay check, and how much will I get?

Awesome, I can eat pasta OH YEAH [/lamethingtobragabout]
Okay, I won't give you any ideas... *cough* kill yourself *cough* I mean, uh, have a nice daaay!

That thing where you smash their nose cartilige into their brain, right?

Exactly, Math doesn't need anyone. We need math ;)

Are you? damn, that's something else I didn't know..
Another non-exister, man.
Well, I see that is interesting.. you have a lot of nice secrets...
Y-yeah, sure... I'm hoping that's true..
I'm done.
... you don't like my username.. ?
Why the last complement? I guess so, the jester wouldn't mind being a servent.. ;0

I have the etiquette for pasta, yes!
I don't want you to stalk my conversations, thank you..

You don't want to do that, .. she may jump you +(

Magic 8 Ball! Will my mum get my cinnamon swirls this weekend?
'No shut up' DAMN YOU MAGIC 8 BALL!
No of course not... random computer friend.. of course not...
I hate sharing people, kind people.. gah, disgusting.. [/notsureifthatwasajoke]
I don't know.. what danger are you trying to create?
NO TEN OUT OF TEN!
Go to sleep.. angry letters.. be quiet.. go to sleep.. shh!
I am an idiot xD Now what will the jester do, joke on the streets for ten pence?

Sounds a bit like me...
I just had pasta, how do you know..?
Have you been stalking my convo's with someone else?

Yes, it can.. it just was. Suck it up, yer. You lose, kabala¬

Both, my good man.

Btw, when you can look at a graph and dissect it in the most obscure ways, it's not the computation that brings satisfaction, it's the "What the hell is ANY of this good for" you get from others that brings satisfaction xD

Maybe so, but the power to learn is the power to earn!

Quotes from my childhood that the Ad council put out make me happy...so does Calculus :3

My brother can buy lottery tickets, I think.. so I'll ask him then.
Yes.. TK, this is all your imagination, you sit at home... thinking that your computer is talking to you... writing you little messages... but is anyone of this real?
A cloud of awesomness, yeah, that's better than shame, so there.
*suspicion* why are you shooting things?
Yes, teeeeeeen times worse, not five, not six, TENN!
That is true sometimes, I spent ages looking for a certain anime video in english, but I found loads of results for something called cauli-cauli anyway, meh.
I told them to quieten down, -.- they didn't like that, and got angrier, and therefore louder.
I'm not a loser xD So sshhh!! :D

What's an inferiority complex, for the sharpest tool in the box, I'm an idiot.
Yeah, and tell them to stop calling round my house and telling my parents that I've got my elbows on the table, damn them >.<

That's one theory, shame it's wrong -.- You lose. kabala¬

Well, I shall consider myself lucky then. xD
Sit back down, nothing to be proud of. Yeaah, shazzam.
Well, bottle away then. You will be bottling forever, because even if you went on holiday you'd be surrounded by a cloud of shame.
I see, so you can deny somethings, ... *suspicion*
Do you? Well, you shall be honoured ten times over then. Because, we will never stop freaking you out.
You can get anything you want on the internet, basically, if you have the skills >,<
Yes, Anger in every sentence... THESE WORDS ARE VERY ANGRY AT YOUU!
... stay here, as in? PokeC? I might stay over my teens, but I will have to leave sometime, right? Everyone does.. unless, they want to die banning someone, or actually getting to infinity, somehow.
Damn, [/fakecaringatwhatyoujustsaid]

A highness complex, ...are they even real? xD Highness, Highness, Highness, Highness, so there, .. boooya. >,<
They have like ... mould on them, seriously, would you eat them? I say thank you, politely, and then throw them in a bin out of sight, or give them to an nearby animal, :D yer,

Well, I'm the first sharpest, so there. I beat you, ahahahah! shaazam/\/\

Google says it's "lacking any plan or purpose" and stuff. I planned to talk to you, and the purpose is cause I thought you seem like a good guy.

Yeah, tell me how you get to know someone first then?