Ok, I'm just gonna say this in the best and most calm way...
What the (bleep) is wrong with the (bleep) PC (bleep) High Staff?! (bleep)! Only 5 posts, and you a Mod?! If this ain't an April Fools joke, I'm gonna (bleep) the whole (bleep) place up! (bleep)!
Just kidding, of course. But still...