Intoduction: Hello there, everyone!
After finishing my first fic Journey to Isle of Jade (a full and ready fic, now, yay!) I got struck by this idea. So, I had to start writing right away. This one seems to be on its way to become about as long as the first one was, just without epilogue. I'll be writing this very actively. This should be enough nonsense, so let's get on with it.
Warning! This piece of fanfiction will include such things as humour, violence, death, speaking of deaths that occured in the past, injury, small amount of blood and making fun of OT fics, moms, kids, legendary Pokémon, pursuers of legendary Pokémon and the fact everyone seems to have only one parent in Pokémon world. If you are offended or depressed by such matters, please don't come whining to me about it after reading this, as you have been warned! Also keep in mind that this is a parody-well-at-least-sort-of fic and therefore should not by any means be taken too seriously.
Now that I got that off my agenda, it's time to begin.
Table of contents: For your convinience!
Prologue - How my nightmare Began (this post, so no link)
Chapter 1 - Fluffy
Chapter 2 - Chapter 2 - Mari, Lilian and Flashfire Fist
Chapter 3 - A Rival Appears!
Chapter 4 - Mysteries of the Past
Chapter 5 - Lilian Burroughs
Chapter 6 - Two Beings
Chapter 7 - Things You Hear When It's Already Too Late
Chapter 8 - Hero
Chapter 9 - Justice and Injustice not up yet
Chapter 10 - not up yet
Chapter 11 - not up yet
Chapter 12 - not up yet *final*
How My Nightmare Began (AKA Prologue)
The sun shone trough my window and woke me up. As I opened my eyes, I realized it was a ridiculously beautiful weather outside. The sun shone brightly, but not blindingly and all the bird pokémon sang with their very clear yet not too loud voices. There were a couple of clouds on the sky to perfect the image with their gentle shadows. Even all the plants were blooming, completely ignoring the fact that it was already June and that they had already bloomed this year. From this weather I knew that this was the day. This was the day I would start my journey as a real pokémon trainer!
My name is Jack and I am ten years old. Ever since my 10th birthday I had waited for this day to come, but it had rained for the whole week. Everybody knows you just can't start as a trainer if it's a rainy day. That's why I knew my day had finally come. Moreover, the scent of a delicious breakfast floated in the air. My mom was usually a late sleeper, but today she had gotten up early and made some... What could this be? Pancakes?
I dressed up and ran downstrairs. There, in the kitchen, was my mom, all dressed up and making pancakes for breakfast. This should have alarmed me, but I was so happy I didn't pay any attention. I stood there and watched her for a while. I felt a bit bad for leaving her by herself, but I guessed she didn't have any problems with me leaving. At least now she'd have the whole house and all her time to herself and Blanca. Blanca was a ninetales and a really old one, too. She had been my dad's pokémon when he was still alive. Now she had no trainer but she stayed with mom for who knows what reason.
My mom was still a fairly young woman. She had happy blue eyes and bluish-black hair, so I didn't really look like her at all with my brown eyes, dark redish hair and tan skin. Everybody said I took after my father. And not only my appearance, but my personality, too. He had been a pokémon researcher before he died. I never knew him, I was so small when he died, and my mom never talked about him, so I didn't know an awful lot of him. As I said, I was worried to leave my mom alone, but I was sure she'd get over it. I wonder who'll travel with me on my journeys...?
"Oh, Jack, you're awake", mom said when she turned around to put some jam on the two servings of pancakes.
"Of course I am, don't you know what day today is", I answered with great enthusiasm.
"Sure I do", mom said and put the plates on the table,
"We're leaving to be pokémon trainers today. Now, come and eat, or we'll be late!"
"Thanks for the breakfast, mom", I shouted and sat to eat. Then, I realized. "Wait. 'We'?"
"Me and you, honey", mom said and patted my head before sitting down herself.
"You? But..."
"I never got to go as a trainer, so I still haven't claimed my starter pokémon. I thought I could do so now and go together with you", she said and started to eat.
"Are you serious?" I couldn't believe my ears.
"Why would I be joking", she asked with a sincere face, "I have every right to go. Besides, I'm worried about you! You'll starve to death without me."
"But... But..." This was not how things are supposed to go! She should have said that she loves me and that I should have a great journey and come back as the best trainer ever, and what does she say? 'You'll starve to death, I'll come with you." Then I realized she was propably joking. I stared at her.
"Eat up, young man, or I'll go without you", she smiled, got up and went upstairs. She must be joking, I thought and started to eat so I wouldn't be late.
Minutes after, she came down in the most peculiar outfit. She had a red miniskirt and a red hoodie with black tights and a dark blue belt, scarf and legwarmers. I almost choked on my food as I stared at my mother. Her hoodie had a pokéball logo on its back. I could have mistaken her for a 19-year-old, but that was not the point.
She was clearly serious about coming with me. My mom was starting her journey as a trainer with me. I'd finally become a trainer - with my mom!
I should've realized to dig a grave for my dreams to become a trainer right away and go for being a sales clerk or something. I clearly had the worst luck in this world. So, it was no wonder my journey ended up being what it was.
After finishing my first fic Journey to Isle of Jade (a full and ready fic, now, yay!) I got struck by this idea. So, I had to start writing right away. This one seems to be on its way to become about as long as the first one was, just without epilogue. I'll be writing this very actively. This should be enough nonsense, so let's get on with it.
Warning! This piece of fanfiction will include such things as humour, violence, death, speaking of deaths that occured in the past, injury, small amount of blood and making fun of OT fics, moms, kids, legendary Pokémon, pursuers of legendary Pokémon and the fact everyone seems to have only one parent in Pokémon world. If you are offended or depressed by such matters, please don't come whining to me about it after reading this, as you have been warned! Also keep in mind that this is a parody-well-at-least-sort-of fic and therefore should not by any means be taken too seriously.
Now that I got that off my agenda, it's time to begin.
Mama's boy
Table of contents: For your convinience!
Prologue - How my nightmare Began (this post, so no link)
Chapter 1 - Fluffy
Chapter 2 - Chapter 2 - Mari, Lilian and Flashfire Fist
Chapter 3 - A Rival Appears!
Chapter 4 - Mysteries of the Past
Chapter 5 - Lilian Burroughs
Chapter 6 - Two Beings
Chapter 7 - Things You Hear When It's Already Too Late
Chapter 8 - Hero
Chapter 9 - Justice and Injustice not up yet
Chapter 10 - not up yet
Chapter 11 - not up yet
Chapter 12 - not up yet *final*
How My Nightmare Began (AKA Prologue)
The sun shone trough my window and woke me up. As I opened my eyes, I realized it was a ridiculously beautiful weather outside. The sun shone brightly, but not blindingly and all the bird pokémon sang with their very clear yet not too loud voices. There were a couple of clouds on the sky to perfect the image with their gentle shadows. Even all the plants were blooming, completely ignoring the fact that it was already June and that they had already bloomed this year. From this weather I knew that this was the day. This was the day I would start my journey as a real pokémon trainer!
My name is Jack and I am ten years old. Ever since my 10th birthday I had waited for this day to come, but it had rained for the whole week. Everybody knows you just can't start as a trainer if it's a rainy day. That's why I knew my day had finally come. Moreover, the scent of a delicious breakfast floated in the air. My mom was usually a late sleeper, but today she had gotten up early and made some... What could this be? Pancakes?
I dressed up and ran downstrairs. There, in the kitchen, was my mom, all dressed up and making pancakes for breakfast. This should have alarmed me, but I was so happy I didn't pay any attention. I stood there and watched her for a while. I felt a bit bad for leaving her by herself, but I guessed she didn't have any problems with me leaving. At least now she'd have the whole house and all her time to herself and Blanca. Blanca was a ninetales and a really old one, too. She had been my dad's pokémon when he was still alive. Now she had no trainer but she stayed with mom for who knows what reason.
My mom was still a fairly young woman. She had happy blue eyes and bluish-black hair, so I didn't really look like her at all with my brown eyes, dark redish hair and tan skin. Everybody said I took after my father. And not only my appearance, but my personality, too. He had been a pokémon researcher before he died. I never knew him, I was so small when he died, and my mom never talked about him, so I didn't know an awful lot of him. As I said, I was worried to leave my mom alone, but I was sure she'd get over it. I wonder who'll travel with me on my journeys...?
"Oh, Jack, you're awake", mom said when she turned around to put some jam on the two servings of pancakes.
"Of course I am, don't you know what day today is", I answered with great enthusiasm.
"Sure I do", mom said and put the plates on the table,
"We're leaving to be pokémon trainers today. Now, come and eat, or we'll be late!"
"Thanks for the breakfast, mom", I shouted and sat to eat. Then, I realized. "Wait. 'We'?"
"Me and you, honey", mom said and patted my head before sitting down herself.
"You? But..."
"I never got to go as a trainer, so I still haven't claimed my starter pokémon. I thought I could do so now and go together with you", she said and started to eat.
"Are you serious?" I couldn't believe my ears.
"Why would I be joking", she asked with a sincere face, "I have every right to go. Besides, I'm worried about you! You'll starve to death without me."
"But... But..." This was not how things are supposed to go! She should have said that she loves me and that I should have a great journey and come back as the best trainer ever, and what does she say? 'You'll starve to death, I'll come with you." Then I realized she was propably joking. I stared at her.
"Eat up, young man, or I'll go without you", she smiled, got up and went upstairs. She must be joking, I thought and started to eat so I wouldn't be late.
Minutes after, she came down in the most peculiar outfit. She had a red miniskirt and a red hoodie with black tights and a dark blue belt, scarf and legwarmers. I almost choked on my food as I stared at my mother. Her hoodie had a pokéball logo on its back. I could have mistaken her for a 19-year-old, but that was not the point.
She was clearly serious about coming with me. My mom was starting her journey as a trainer with me. I'd finally become a trainer - with my mom!
I should've realized to dig a grave for my dreams to become a trainer right away and go for being a sales clerk or something. I clearly had the worst luck in this world. So, it was no wonder my journey ended up being what it was.
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