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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Nakala Pri

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    Put on zombie makeup/clothing and make zombie sounds and try and eat the people. When the staff freak out and try and stop you, bite their arms and then have a fake spasm attack! c:

    WARNING:

    May receive gigantic scolding and be put into a mental institution. xD
     

    TY

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    Play a game of Mario Party in the store... And rage a lot xD

    or get ninja'd xD
     

    Nakala Pri

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    Yell 'Mum! Why did you leave me? Why did you leave me at that orphanage!' at one of the older workers. xD
     
    Unknown#

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    'Cause why not?
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    Take money out of the cash registers, rip it up, and throw it up in the air while screaming "CONFETTI!"
     
    Synerjee

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    [font=Itim]Atra du evarinya ono varda.[/font]
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    Walk in blowing a party horn non-stop, following customers around until you run out of breath, then drop dramatically onto the floor, flailing about in a fake seizure. Get up and repeat.
     

    Yumetaro

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    Put random things in the coolers, and when a buyer comes into buy a cooler, they shall be mistaken of stealing.
     

    Nakala Pri

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    Scream: 'Everybody hurts just a little too much
    Everybody hurts but it's never enough
    It's wonderful to fall
    It's worth of risking all
    I'd rather love just a little too much...'

    Haha, best song ever!
     

    xseed

    Reality? Or a dream?
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    • 1226 I would walk into walmart like a boss with a troll face mask and a banhammer while yelling THIS IS A ROBBERY. PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR YOU GET BANNED!
     

    Nakala Pri

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    Throw a giant tantrum and lie down on the floor and yell 'I'm not going home until I get all of the Nutella!'

    Worked for me. xD
     
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