1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[xseed]

1227.

Throw a giant tantrum and lie down on the floor and yell 'I'm not going home until I get all of the Nutella!'

Worked for me. xD

I can just imagine this.......anywho

1228
grab whatevert food or toy or whatever is in my sight and throw them at people. hahaaa

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

1229. Start explaining to customers how walmart employees are treated.

...I would be wiling to bet they'd file your ass out of there if you did that. lol

 

[brine1]

1230 Play "Hypno's Lullaby" over the intercom

 

[xseed]

1231


Sing baby baby baby ohhhh repeatedly while shopping. they will kick you out for sure

 

[Nakala Pri]

1232.

Scream: 'Geology isn't a real science!'

That'll get you beaten up and harassed AND banned! :D

 

[xseed]

1233

play the nyan cat song over the intercom. people will get super annoyed and kick you out and call the police and arrest you ^_^
(dont see why that song is annoying though....)

 

[Nakala Pri]

1234.

Call everyone a 'Fop' then kick them in the shins, throw grapes at their heads and step on their toes! :D

 

[Karasuma]

1235.

Stand on the checkout aisle and sing "what does the fox say!? Ring DING DING POW!"

 

[xseed]

1236 walk around advertising CALL OF DUTY as the best game ever. People hate CALL OF DUTY fanboys so they are gonna definitely kick you out

 

[Aeroblast]

1237

Yell "BOMB!" out of nowhere. Surefire way of getting in trouble.

 

[CoffeeDrink]

are all these numbers above 1000 actually valid, koff~

Anyways:

1238
Ride your Harley through the store

1239
Whip out your man-boobs and put on a 'puppet show'

1240
Wear a blue vest and start working. Even though you don't work there.

1241
Start playing marbles with a group of friends

1242
Put random items into other shopper's baskets

1243
Ring up as many items you can fit in a cart, then 'forget' something. Come back an hour later with another cart with just as much stuff; 'forget' something again.

1244
Go around telling kids Ronald McDonald wants to sleep in their brains

1245
Ride around on the disabled carts backwards so it gives a constant 'beep'

1246
Bring a large dog into the store

1247
Wear only underwear, say it's for science and that the CIA wishes to use clothes as a means to eat your ideas.

1248
wear nothing, say it's for 'medicinal' purposes. Hit on the opposite gender; or alternatively, hit on the employees

1249
Ask if they have a return policy on dead animals

1250
Take shotgun shells from the various birdshot boxes they don't have behind the counter

1251
walk around in a 'ghost' costume

1252
Walk around in a certain WWII veteran costume

1253
Walk around eating a plate of pasta and talk with your mouth full

1254
Dress in a nice suit and ask people if they've seen your daughter. When they say no they haven't, take out your wallet and show them a photo. Now they've seen your daughter. This can work for sons, husbands, wives, brothers, sisters, and parents.

1255
Start living there

that's about it for now, koffi~

 

[Nakala Pri]

1256.

Sing 'We dance to a Different disco, honey,' and do crazy dances and twirl old ladies around, be dreamy and flip your hair. xD That way, all the girls will fall for you and the boys will hate it, then you'll get banned.

Absolutely full proof. ^^

 

[gimmepie]

1258

Perform a strange combination of the macarena and a strip tease on top of a checkout.

 

[xseed]

1259

flirt wish all the little girls pedo bear style

 

[Nakala Pri]

1260.

Act like a demented bat and bite tin cans and then stare at people for a long time before yelling out; 'Are you INSANE! NYA NYA NYAH NYAH, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!' then run around the super market. xD

 

[TY]

1261

Hijack cars parked near the store, then race against each other in the store >:D

 

[Hyzenthlay]

1262.

Jump up on a bench and do this!

 

[Karasuma]

1263

Rent a saxophone and then stand in the counter aisle and start playing 'Careless Whisper' very passionately.

 

[xseed]

1264 walk in walmart and declare that you are a BRONY.

 

[Karasuma]

1265

When you get your final total of $90.00 dollars, scream 'IT'S OVER 9000!!!'.