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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

xseed

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    • Gym Leader Rozu said:
    1227.

    Throw a giant tantrum and lie down on the floor and yell 'I'm not going home until I get all of the Nutella!'

    Worked for me. xD
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    I can just imagine this.......anywho

    1228
    grab whatevert food or toy or whatever is in my sight and throw them at people. hahaaa
     

    Nakala Pri

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    1232.

    Scream: 'Geology isn't a real science!'

    That'll get you beaten up and harassed AND banned! :D
     

    xseed

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    • 1233

    play the nyan cat song over the intercom. people will get super annoyed and kick you out and call the police and arrest you ^_^
    (dont see why that song is annoying though....)
     

    Nakala Pri

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    1234.

    Call everyone a 'Fop' then kick them in the shins, throw grapes at their heads and step on their toes! :D
     

    xseed

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    • 1236 walk around advertising CALL OF DUTY as the best game ever. People hate CALL OF DUTY fanboys so they are gonna definitely kick you out
     

    CoffeeDrink

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    • are all these numbers above 1000 actually valid, koff~

    Anyways:

    1238
    Ride your Harley through the store

    1239
    Whip out your man-boobs and put on a 'puppet show'

    1240
    Wear a blue vest and start working. Even though you don't work there.

    1241
    Start playing marbles with a group of friends

    1242
    Put random items into other shopper's baskets

    1243
    Ring up as many items you can fit in a cart, then 'forget' something. Come back an hour later with another cart with just as much stuff; 'forget' something again.

    1244
    Go around telling kids Ronald McDonald wants to sleep in their brains

    1245
    Ride around on the disabled carts backwards so it gives a constant 'beep'

    1246
    Bring a large dog into the store

    1247
    Wear only underwear, say it's for science and that the CIA wishes to use clothes as a means to eat your ideas.

    1248
    wear nothing, say it's for 'medicinal' purposes. Hit on the opposite gender; or alternatively, hit on the employees

    1249
    Ask if they have a return policy on dead animals

    1250
    Take shotgun shells from the various birdshot boxes they don't have behind the counter

    1251
    walk around in a 'ghost' costume

    1252
    Walk around in a certain WWII veteran costume

    1253
    Walk around eating a plate of pasta and talk with your mouth full

    1254
    Dress in a nice suit and ask people if they've seen your daughter. When they say no they haven't, take out your wallet and show them a photo. Now they've seen your daughter. This can work for sons, husbands, wives, brothers, sisters, and parents.

    1255
    Start living there

    that's about it for now, koffi~
     

    Nakala Pri

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    1256.

    Sing 'We dance to a Different disco, honey,' and do crazy dances and twirl old ladies around, be dreamy and flip your hair. xD That way, all the girls will fall for you and the boys will hate it, then you'll get banned.

    Absolutely full proof. ^^
     

    Nakala Pri

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    1260.

    Act like a demented bat and bite tin cans and then stare at people for a long time before yelling out; 'Are you INSANE! NYA NYA NYAH NYAH, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!' then run around the super market. xD
     

    TY

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    1261

    Hijack cars parked near the store, then race against each other in the store >:D
     
    Hyzenthlay

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    • 1262.

    Jump up on a bench and do this!

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    Karasuma

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    • 1263

    Rent a saxophone and then stand in the counter aisle and start playing 'Careless Whisper' very passionately.
     
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