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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Hikamaru

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    Stick a male sign on the female toilets and a female sign on the male toilet. Then watch a female worker enter what she thinks is a female toilet only to discover there are urinals.
     

    Sweet Smoochum

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    • 324.

    Get a guy to dress like Gary Oak, and you be Misty (or other way around if you're a guy), and start making out, and then say, OH MY GOSH! Caterpies are everywhere! And yell around screaming, flailing your arms, and shout "THE CATERPIES ARE COMING!" twice. Misty can get all hyper going, "OHHH MY GODD!!!!!" And get the mallet, and start knocking things off the shelves, running all over the store. Gary can say, "smell ya later" on a bullhorn when it's time to go.
     

    Hikamaru

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    Put a long blue wig on and say this to your colleagues when there's a situation - No need to worry!

    Just like my fave Pokemon anime character Dawn.
     

    Sweet Smoochum

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    Dress up like the bikers, like have a Gyarados or a Krookodile on the back of your jacket, and have a bike race across the store, and say, no access to the bike section unless you have a bike... (Like they do on cycling road...) And, anyone who looks at you, call them a punk. XD (The only way to get to the bikes in the store is by going to that section... you need a bike to get a bike...)
     

    Hikamaru

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    Announce via PA that Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 have just been released then every Pokefan that wants a copy will create a stampede just to get it.
     

    Hikamaru

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    Change your uniforms to the Cross Academy uniforms from Vampire Knight. Have one side of the Wal-Mart be the Night Class and the other be the Day Class.
     
    Phantom1

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    • 331: Solid Snake. Box. Do it. (Seriously I did this one.)
    332: Urban sprint EVERYTHING then realise the McDonalds is inside the store. ****.
    333: Get the candy strips, open each package, sit near entrance throwing the strips at people while yelling "GAY BACON STRIPS!" as you throw.
     
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    darkpokeball

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    Get two friends and walk inside the store. Have one friend say over the loudspeaker:
    "A strange biological phenomenon has occurred in the outer world! Literal ZOMBIES are here! Due to this, we must lock down the store..."

    Have the other friend use make-up on you to make you look like a zombie. Terrorize the store. Have the friend do teh same. Over the loudspeaker, do as much as you can to convince the customers that there is a zombie apocalypse going on.
     

    Hikamaru

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    Announce that Wal-Mart is going digital and you need Facebook or Twitter account to ask what you want to buy.
     

    Pumpking

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    341. Pretend you're Pac-man and every item gives you points, while the guards are the ghosts
     

    Outkin

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    • 345. Take some tomato juice, then proceed to dump it on the floor, making a trail leading to the women's restroom.
     
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