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Get a guy to dress like Gary Oak, and you be Misty (or other way around if you're a guy), and start making out, and then say, OH MY GOSH! Caterpies are everywhere! And yell around screaming, flailing your arms, and shout "THE CATERPIES ARE COMING!" twice. Misty can get all hyper going, "OHHH MY GODD!!!!!" And get the mallet, and start knocking things off the shelves, running all over the store. Gary can say, "smell ya later" on a bullhorn when it's time to go.