Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

sure but no one comes to their concert because they never heard that song

i wish i know what you know

Granted, but I know nothing O.O

I wish I knew everything.

Granted. Your mind is now scarred for life due to all the disturbing thing you now know.

I wish for for some strawberry milk.

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish for more pain.

Granted for a second. =P

I wish for Afro Gunsou a working iPhone. (The Apple one. XD)

Granted, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish I was a female Gardevoir.

Granted, but your only a statue of one >.<

I wish for a Platypus.

Granted, but is a stuffed one.

I wish I was a telekinetic.

Granted, but your mind explodes from sheer power.

I wish for a bamboo stick.

Granted but the thing is so damn elastic that you keep hitting yourself.

I wish to be as awesome as metallica but without the drugs and alcohol.

Granted, but you get sucked into alcohol anyway.

I wish for a hippopotamus as a pet.

Good girl for wishing something that cool but thank to me i remind you that hippopatamus have a hunger for humans larger then any other hunger. And we never saw Nashua post again.
I wish for a perfect world consisting of metal bands and all the hot girls that the eye can see. Yes i am being completely randomly centered on metal bands and babes today XD

Granted, but the metal bands and babes are ALL replaced by pipe bands and old ladies[no offense to any of you that like this combination].

I wish for a nice salad.

Granted but oh well the wishmaker heard wrong and gave you an ice salad. I wish for a second kebab.

Granted but someone has already eaten it.

I wish for my mind to stop running out of ideas.

Granted but so many ideas make your brain splode.
I wish for more mushrooms and basmati rice please!

Granted, but its three weeks old.

I wish I had some Mountain Dew.

Granted, but I shook it. >:3

I wish I had a...plate of jelly.

ok...but its really old jelly.....it smells

i wish for pudding

But you can't eat the pudding.

I wish I could go to wonderland just like Alice.