Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Azumi]

(You mean the one with everything called Todoroki?)
Granted, but the name is so scaring that it makes you die of heart attack.

I wish I could STOP being called Todoroki.

 

[Netto Azure]

Denied! IT'S THE WILL OF THE GODZ!!!

I wish this AFD will last for a while!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, it lasts FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish this AFD prank wasn't so evil.

 

[Forever Forbidden]

Granted, but you will remain a Todoroki forever!!!!

I wish that i was named Todoroki and hacked the forum and made everyone as cool as me!

 

[Yume Tsuki]

Granted but next day we will get our own name and sig back ;DD

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied for not having a wish.

I wish that no one would forget to post a wish in that same post that they corrupted a wish.

 

[Nashua]

Granted, but everyone ignores you and posts whatever they want.

I wish for chocolate cake.

 

[Yume Tsuki]

Granted but it also contained maggots (eeeew D;)

I wish i could edit my posts :/

 

[Elite Champion]

BUT YOU CANT SO SHUT UP

i wish i was naked

 

[moon]

Granted... but you get put into a deep, dark cell in a filthy prison, because nobody wants to look at you.

I wish the theme on PC could change...

 

[Elite Champion]

granted , but only the little pikachu changes
to a can of irn-bru haha

i wish to have a can of irn-bru

 

[Detox]

You get it, and it asplodes in your face.

I wish my username would change back to normal >_>

 

[Nashua]

Granted, but you stay as Todoroki forever.

I wish for my television to go out.

 

[Detox]

and It does, right out your window.

I wish it was tomorrow already...

 

[Nashua]

Granted, but time freezes and you're stuck today.

I wish for a pet shark.

 

[Detox]

Granted, but its named jaws and eats you

I wish I was not a Todoroki

 

[The Scientist]

Tomorrow as you are showering, you find a fist-sized lump in your back. What could it be?

I wish my torrents would download faster.

 

[Detox]

Granted, and after you download anything you have to pay 6.66 million dollars.

I wish that april fools day never existed...

 

[Yume Tsuki]

Granted, but now everyone is emo cuz for some ppl 1 April is their christmas..

I wish i was lesser emo

x'D

(WHOAZ another guy from Netherlands :O lolz me 2 x))

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You're now an even weaker emo. Sorry for the loss in strength :(

I wish for Tavern Ham.