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rush to the nearest hospital and ask for a surgery?

Its not ants we need to be worrying about but ticks...

I went camping a couple weeks ago and when i checked myself down for anything attached i found myself a tick stuck right onto my gooch so yeah... Ticks are dangerous

Ozymandias said:

Its not ants we need to be worrying about but ticks...

I went camping a couple weeks ago and when i checked myself down for anything attached i found myself a tick stuck right onto my gooch so yeah... Ticks are dangerous

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Good thing I never go camping so I don't have to worry about insects latching onto my body.

Katholic Nun said:

I love how most people have practical solutions like a high fibre diet but Limerent goes straight for the enema.

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What's any less practical about an enema?

This is the ****ing ****. I am amazed that everyone is just going about this topic as if it isn't weird at all. +_+

Cassino said:

What's any less practical about an enema?

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pls, the most practical would obviously be this

Alex said:

This is the ****ing ****. I am amazed that everyone is just going about this topic as if it isn't weird at all. +_+

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What's weird about ants and butts? :D

Ozymandias said:

Its not ants we need to be worrying about but ticks...

I went camping a couple weeks ago and when i checked myself down for anything attached i found myself a tick stuck right onto my gooch so yeah... Ticks are dangerous

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What's a gooch? Is that another word for wang?

Mr. Downstairs said:

What's a gooch? Is that another word for wang?

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It is slang for perineum, i.e. the area between one's junk and premium angus.

According to Urban Dictionary

"Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole."

Ozymandias said:

According to Urban Dictionary

"Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole."

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Wait, wait, wait. It's also called the "grundle"?! That sounds like the mumbly ramblings of an old man. And now I keep imagining a ball sack grumbling about Vietnam.

I'm gonna go do something constructive today. I obviously need it.

Alex said:

This is the ****ing ****. I am amazed that everyone is just going about this topic as if it isn't weird at all. +_+

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sometimes we just need to talk about butts

I think if this actually happened to me I would make some tiny ant sized furniture and stuff it up in there in a little bottle so it could have a home and then shove in food every now and then until it was time to poop.

Also I only figured out what a gooch was like last year and all of my friends laughed at me because I didn't know what it was.

Preventative action is always better than reactive action. I'm so uptight that sucker may try but has no chance of getting in.

I could understand being afraid of something crawling in your mouth or ears but I would think your butthole would be tight enough that an ant wouldn't be able to crawl up it. Even if it did get in there I would think it would die pretty quickly after.

I want to bookmark this thread, you guys should be on Comedy Central. If an ant crawled in my hole I'd eat a ****load of prunes, goodbyeseeyasuckaadioscestlaviedon'tletthedoorhityouwheremothernaturespityouthankyou AAAAND goodnight.