important discussion topic

[Nick]

what if an ant crawled in your butt hole?

 

[maccrash]

I would panic and cry but then kinda like it

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Considering I have a phobia of ants, I'd probably cry immensely. Not sure what I would do after that though :s

 

[Nick]

house ants give off this chemical aroma when you kill them or touch them so you'll know it happened if your fecal matters smell.

 

[Lady Gaga]

I would welcome it into my humble abode.

 

[£]

eat anything with high fibre and flush the little **** out of my inner body

 

[Nick]

this is just something i wonder when i'm trying to fall asleep.

so creeped out with the thought of something crawling in my ear, or in my mouth when i'm asleep!!!!! and i know that happens and i just can't deal with it. /shivers

 

[Alfieri]

It's hilarious how only males have answered this. xD
I wonder how a girl would react. I know I'd probably freak out.

 

[Sanguine]

rofl this thread

I'd go pretty mental and try to get it out for about a hour. If efforts aren't successful, would probably stop caring and declare it my roommate

 

[Shiny Bunnelby]

I would laugh.

That ****er will die in there.

 

[Limey-chan]

I doubt it'd last long. The smell of farts, if nothing else, would kill it.

 

[Oryx]

Nick are you like sleeping naked in fields or something

 

[Pepperton]

who's to say there aren't already ants inside my butthole?

 

[El Héroe Oscuro]

Can ants lay eggs? That would be the scariest part if like, you farted and an explosion of ants just popped right out.

who's to say there aren't already ants inside my butthole?

 

[Jake♫]

Matt, I feel like farting a cloud of ants would be mildly impressive

 

[Sirfetch’d]

If by impressive you mean horrifyingly scary, then yes it would be!


ants are the scariest thing ever guys :(

 

[Nick]

If by impressive you mean horrifyingly scary, then yes it would be!


ants are the scariest thing ever guys :(

only the big fat ones.

there are these tiny ones that i see every now and then in my house just walking up the walls. they're so cute but i also don't want them near me when i sleep so i poke them with my finger

and then i notice that they have a chemical smell to them after you kill them like they release this scent that kind of smells like a cleaning product and then i'm like

aw little guy
you're just trying to clean my house
i'm sorry i hurt you
come back to me
rip

but he can't
he can't because he's dead
he's dead because i killed him
i killed my buddy
how can i live with myself??

 

[Honest]

I probably shouldn't have opened this thread right before i was gonna sleep. Damn it

 

[Sirfetch’d]

I probably shouldn't have opened this thread right before i was gonna sleep. Damn it

I know the feel dude. I just checked my bed for ants. Luckily there were none. I might actually sleep!

..maybe

 

[Shining Raichu]

I love how most people have practical solutions like a high fibre diet but Limerent goes straight for the enema.