Our lovely PC Mansion

They got kidnapped...by mols...

Where are those mols?

I don't know what mols are but...I bet all your stuff in a card game and lost :c

On that subject, where have all my MTG cards gone?

Well, the toilet paper ran out and I was cramping/bleeding real badly so...

Speaking of which, I can't find my pads...

I sold them. I needed the money so that I can get a new ID card after a certain and very BadSheep decided to steal and sell mine. I'm sorry.

Okay who was the person who decided to take my stereo system? I want to listen to my CDs.

*speeds off in eros's car and returns 3 hours later* Here's your keys. By the way, your car is out of fuel.

Who's responsible for putting graffiti on the walls of my room?

Sorry, that was me. Some random Alakazam took control of my brain and made me do it.

Okay guys, this is not funny. Where is my bottle of laundry detergent? I need to do laundry TODAY.

I thought it was vodka. No wonder it tasted like shit.

Did anyone see my pet viper?

He got, uh, eaten by a turtle!

And I mispelled moles. Where R dey!?!?

I let them all go back to their natural habitat. Plus they were trying to get into one of my bags of candy.

Okay, who was the person that ran off when they put ice on me while I was sleeping?

I did , this is working according to my evil plan >:)

WHERES MY P**N COLLECTION?

I'm pretty sure you mean my collection?

Someone defecated on my bed! WTF?!

...The dog did it!

Now, where's my alcohol gone?

It's outside, on the ground, in the dirt, drunked by the grass because I used the bottle for target practice.

Now who was the person that scared me with the giant deer mask? Seriously, that wasn't funny. I couldn't sleep at night.

It was me >:) i will never stop annoying you >:D

Whats for dinner?

Bacon and nachos, bro.
Why is the TV on fire?

Well, someone invited senpai over, knowing senpai's Quilava has that disorder where it can't control when or where it uses its Ember attack...

Okay, where's senpai's Quilava now? We need to find it before it burns down the entire place!

Oh the Quilava, it ran away.

Does anyone know where my Roku went? I wanna watch some movies on Vudu on my TV, and I need my Roku to do so.

I Burned It! Because I Felt High

I See someones shadow outside , WHO IS IT? A ROBBER?

No idea, but I hope you're hungry for some barbecue.

Has anyone seen my laptop? I've been posting from my vita for the past couple of days since I can't find it.

You left it on the porch when the charizards burned it.

I want to go to bed. Who is being so loud?