Our lovely PC Mansion

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

I was gonna, but then I blew all my money in the anime convention dealer room.

Speaking of which, where's the Sailor Moon wall scroll I bought at the con?

 

[Somewhere_]

The snorlaxes farted after eating the poster.

Speaking of the snorlaxes, who keeps feeding them?

 

[Winter]

Me. -stuffs BadSheep into the mouths of the Snorlaxes-

Where did BadSheep go?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

I was hungry for some s'mores and I wanted some in my hot chocolate. X3

Can someone explain to me why there are LEGOs all over the place? Someone's gonna get hurt around here.

 

[Pterosauria]

It's part of my brilliant world-domination plan. That involves leaving LEGOs on the floor. Duh.

I'd like to know who glued the bathroom door shut, though.

 

[Indigosis]

Trust me, I did everyone a favor. The Snorlaxes were in there for a hour!

HEY! Who moved my jar of organs?! I need them for an operation later!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It appears that your plans for earth domination have failed.

And no, I was never in the bathroom at all. But I found strands of hair in the sink. Why didn't anybody get rid of that?

 

[Somewhere_]

GET ME OUT OF HERE! ITS REALLY HOT IN THE GARAGE!

WHO WILL LET ME OUT?! Help...

 

[Indigosis]

*Unlocks the door* Stop playing in the garage! There's a time and a place for Mukking around!


The Charizards are back in the house! Someone had better have a good explanation!

 

[Sonata]

Wasn't I. _{-whispers under breath- phew. that was a close one.}

Why hasn't anyone called in the digimon yet? They're clearly the better mons and work great for exterminating pests like charizard and alakazam.

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Or we can just capture them all in these Pokeballs that I just purchased *has the trunk of my car filled with Pokeballs*

Now can someone tell me why there is glass all over the floor? First there were the LEGOs, now glass.

 

[Indigosis]

I dunno. Maybe it was the GIANT HORDE OF POKEMON TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Alright, I've had enough, I'm calling the police. I need a phone. Wait, where are all the phones?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

House phones are so 1990s. Just use my cell phone, here you go.

...Wait, I thought I ate it? How did it end up back here?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

You did eat your phone and it's gone forever, that's actually my phone that you have now give it back *snatches it back*. Geez, first my diary and now my cell phone. Sheesh.

*screams in terror* WHY ARE THERE ROACHES EVERYWHERE?!?!?!?!

 

[Somewhere_]

Because the Charizards weren't here to burn them. And Snorlax left some food out...

Im so tired, why cant the mansion chill for like at least one night?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Because a certain someone, I don't know who he is, it probably and most likely is me, loves parties.

And I really need my glitter for this party. Anyone know where my glitter is at?

 

[Winter]

I sold it for a blonde wig.

Where's my Pokemon Emerald cartridge??

 

[Indigosis]

That's Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre, actually. I'm going to use them to defeat the Charizards and save the house!


Hey, why is the a nuclear warhead in the backyard?

 

[zevarius kerensky]

ya found my heart reactor! awesome! :D

now... who cut it out of my chest...?

 

[Winter]

*licks blood off blade's edge*

Who wants to be sliced and diced?