Dear Pokémon

This thread is like Dear Anonymous down in General Chat, only Pokemon themed!

Is there anything you've always wanted to say to a pokemon or pokemon character but you couldn't because you're too shy and they're not real?

Well here's your chance!

Get everything off your chest here.

Let me begin.

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Dear Zekrom,

Why was it so easy to catch you? Are you just a weak little piece of garbage or did you like me more than a friend?

Dear Cynthia,

Why must you always get critical hits on me when I'm about to win? Why must all of my attacks suddenly miss when I am in the prime spot to finish you off?

Dear Whitney,

Why must your Miltank use Rollout so much? It gets annoying fairly easily.

Tsutarja said:

Dear Whitney,

Why must your Miltank use Rollout so much? It gets annoying fairly easily.

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HAHA THIS



Dear Pikachu,

I, for one, welcome our electric mouse overlord. But not the fake prophets.



Dear Pachirisu,

why

Sodom said:

Dear Zekrom,

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lol for a second there I thought you were gonna say something about me

Anyway:

Dear Battle Maison,

Stop it with the counter teaming and the hax.

Dear Whitney,
Why must your Miltank's Stomp always flinch?

Dear Cynthia,
Why does a champion still use Double Team?

Dear Snorlax,

Why can't you learn Slack Off? You love sleeping, don't you? I mean, look at Slowbro, Slowking, and Slaking! They too like slacking off, just like you!

Dear Mega Kangaskhan,

Why are you so cheap?

Dear Mewtwo,

After how badass the anime portrayed you, why oh why did you let me catch you on the first turn using a Poke Ball when you were at complete health? You made me lose a lot of respect for you, Mewtwo.

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Dear Butterfree,

Why don't you have a mega evolution? Are you just going to let Beedrill show you up like that?

Dear Latios,

How come you can't learn Flamethrower?

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Dear Feebas,

Why are you so hard to find?

Dear Cyrus,

Why on earth are you having your hideouts at the most obvious places?

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Dear Lisia,

Marry me?

(plsdo)

Dear Norman,
Why do you use a Slaking and tried to give me hard time even though my Mudkip should of been enough to take you down?
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Dear Steven,
Why are you so obsessed with rocks?!

Dear Lance,

Please tell me how you're able to have a Level 40 Dragonite?

Dear Steven,

If you were real I would.

Dear every Legendary Pokemon to date,

STAY IN THE DAMN BALL ALREADY.

Dear Miror B.,

Please explain your name and hair. And keep it up with that music.

Dear Steven,

When are you going to come out of the closet and tell us that you're a magical girl?

Dear Rivals,
Why do you only sometimes refight me? I know I am stronger than you but there is no reason to hide from me in a Cave or City, you're missing the postgame.

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Dear Butterfree,
I didn't care if you got a Mega, some of us love you how you are. But if you could Mega up for a season return in the anime, that'd be great.

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Dear Gym Leaders,
Stop with the puzzles.
I just wanted to fight.
Look at Blue. His gym is make of freaking Legos with only him in there. Thank you Blue.

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Dear Gold and Silver from PokeSpe,
Watch out for the bomb I set.
There also may or may not be fangirls outside your house that may or may not have followed me.
Ps don't worry it's a glitter bomb. V.V

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Dear TPP,
Get your Dome together this is a trainrekt. -_-

Dear Ash Ketchum,

How in the heck are you still 10 years old?

Dear Snorlax,

Stop sleeping on the road. You cause traffic jams. :/