Ask A Stupid Question

Because it's the blood of Zero!
How much more awsome can ya get?!?

Is epic the most Epic movie of all times?

Gas, I want gas!
How can I find this forum?

Look up to see a sign saying "You're here!"

Are Link & Zelda secretly married?

Oh my god, I just laughed so loud. Please please please don't let that be a thing.

How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

About 10 kilos of mud.

Why am I here?

Cause it's part of the game, durr.

Why is the sun so bright? :o

What is prime meridian?

Getting frozen solid because of your sister!

Why Bruce Banner is Hawkeye instead of Hulk?

Because he shot it to the sun.

Why does Heavy like sandvich?

Because sandvich is Light with carbs.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Nah. Vodka tastes like skunk.

Can I into eatings of skunk?

Because it's rollout time!
What are we talking about again? Is it Pokemon?

Because the Earth wants to keep all the little creatures to itself!

Why can has into the Polandballs?

As long as Grandma rocks in the rocking chair, it will continue to rock.

Who invented eating?

That penguin that just sits at the zoo all day did.

Why do raisin cookies exist?

To counter the tranny of turtle haters!

What did she say?

The rabbit who lives on Canal Street in New York.

Why do rabbits smell?

because power corrupts

Why is into Twinkies?

Why did I just post here?

Why am I asking more than 1 question?

WHY IS THERE RAISON IN MY COOKIE MOM YOU SAID IT WAS CHOCOLATE CHIPS!?
Am I living in the inception of questions?

Why can't game freak Create Magikarpeus?