Ask A Stupid Question

[DarkIllumination]

On a tuesday while wearing a bandana during a storm and reading 50 shades of grey while wonder trading zoidberg for ramen while resetting the genesis with a nintoaster on the year of yoshi and eating beacon pancakes while traveling through time on a boat caused the tea to cool down.



Why does capcom hate megaman, devil may cry, and love being jerks to fans?

 

[Polar Spectrum]

On a tuesday while wearing a bandana during a storm and reading 50 shades of grey while wonder trading zoidberg for ramen while resetting the genesis with a nintoaster on the year of yoshi and eating beacon pancakes while traveling through time on a boat caused the tea to cool down.



Why does capcom hate megaman, devil may cry, and love being jerks to fans?

Because when Bill Gates left Nintendo in the hands of Steve Jobs, he made sure that Ken Sugimori would never work on Sonic again.

How come when I use follow me in single battles, it doesn't stop them from attacking my teammates?

 

[Pryze]

Because your opponent watches public television. He knows it's better to be a leader than a follower.

What does my fish do when I'm not home?

 

[Synerjee]

It watches soap operas on the telly. DUH.

Do you think snow is cold?

 

[Polar Spectrum]

It watches soap operas on the telly. DUH.

Do you think water can melon?

It has to have enough additional pylons constructed in order to do so, but yes.

Where's the beef?

 

[MathewCS]

the beef is in the grill, when it ends grilling it will become a fried chicken and it will fly across the sea and underearth.


why i can't play pokemon in super nintendo?

 

[Apollo]

Super Nintendo can only play so much games until it passes out. Make sure you let it rest for a good 12 hours, and try again.

Why did the Titanic sink?

 

[MathewCS]

because there isn't pokemon for super nintendo >:c

why no one takes attention to this stupid questions?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

You can't take attention, you need to pay for it.

Who likes trains?

 

[Synerjee]

Your dog does. He dreams of one day becoming a train conductor.

Why is water liquid?

 

[MathewCS]

because the sun is hot


why the hooked MathewCS attacked?

 

[SmashBrony]

Because it hates the meatless bait you used!

Is Pikachu the natural predator of Tyrantrum?

 

[Apollo]

No, but Princess Peach is a big threat to Tyrantrum.

Did flowers grow on houses five years ago?

 

[SmashBrony]

No, but we lived in giant mushrooms yesterday...

Why are swords jealous of pencils?

 

[Sylleria]

Because everyone uses pencils, now.
Why is everyone saying the Earth isn't flat?

 

[DarkIllumination]

Because the sun isn't flat or the moon.

Can I fire my lazer?

 

[Jonkane]

Only if you shoop da woop.

Does oxygen have a taste or have we all just gotten use to it?

 

[Lusus]

Yes it has a taste, it tastes like water.

Why do we need blood in our veins?

 

[SmashBrony]

Because cars pollutes the air worse than any number of Koffing & Weezing,
as well as Zubat & Golbat!

Why does Cyborg of Teen Titans hates bananas?

 

[acatfrommars]

Because I drank it all last night, sorry!

Where did my pizza rolls go?