Never Ending Cheat

Your Mr. Person goes up against Sunkern and beats it with a Bone Rush. Mr. Person gets beaten by Antei by using Flamethrower. Antei gets beaten by your Awakasam by using Psykick. Awakasam gets beaten by Rice-Coo by using Trundershokk. Rice-Coo gets beaten by your Mootoo who uses Awa Spear. Mootoo gets beaten by Sweetcoon that uses Icicle Beem. It is then down to Sweetcoon and Armeus. Both of them use Serf, but Armeus gets hurt. Armeus then uses Awa Spear to take down Sweetcoon. You win...

Your rival goes into a temper tantrum and tells you that he is going to go to Cape Brink and kill Jill, the maker of the pogeymonz storage system. You can not allow such a thing and so you chase after him, killing all the helpless trainers in your path with Armeus' awa spear. However, once you get to Jill's house, you find that both Jill and your rival are being held hostage by Foggy, the gym leader of Cermoolian City. Now you have to beat Foggy in a battle to save your rival and Jill...

and you win easily. too easily, even. it was so easy to win that steam starts rushing out of foggy's ears. he then promptly evolves into INSANE FOGGY who is 10,000 feet tall, and crushes you with one of his 9 limbs.

Fortunately, Mootoo sacrifices himself to save you. Seeing that he lost, Foggy implodes into the Cermoolian city badge, which you receive for winning. Now that you have saved your rival and the maker of the pogeymonz storage system, you head to Cermoolian city to heal at the pogeymonz center. Then you go back to the day care and get ploople back, who has now become un-mentally retarded. With ploople, mr. person, awakasam, and armeus, you travel to Verzillian City...

To face the Verzillian Gym Leader Corporal Thunder. Corporal Thunder is mad at you for killing Foggy, who was his mistress. Realizing that you don't have Mootoo to save you, you...

Decide to fart on Corporal Thunder, in the process you kill Corporal Thunder, yourself, all the other people in the gym and the guy that stands in front of the doorway that always says "good job" and other random stuff after you win. In order to come back to life you must.........

Journey through a dark version of the region, Otnak, and go to Pogeymonz Tower in Lavmimdur town. You steal the gym badge from the dead Corporal Thunder, bringing your badge total to three. The only way to get to Lavmimdur is to get past a giant Gangar in the way. You are about to battle it, but you realize that you don't have your pogeymonz anymore. The only way to get past the gangar is to distract it with food. The only place that you know about that has good enough food is the S.S. Enna, so you slowly walk aboard the haunted ship...

And you se Mootoo! He has crossed over to Otnak and is now the best pogeymon there. YOu and Mootoo are reunited and go to face the Gangar in Lavmimdur town. With Mootoo by your side, you...

steal some food from the ship and use it to distract the gangar blocking the way to Lavmimdur. Now you can scale to the top of Pogeymonz Tower to revive yourself. However, before you can reach the top floor you are stopped by Mr. Person the coobone. It seems that when you lost all your pogeymonz, they were scattered across all of Otnak! To bring Mr. Person back to his senses, you must find the Milph Mcope in Fasfron. When you get to the gate that leads to Fasfron, there is an insane guard in your path that demands the most yummiest hot chocolate in all of Otnak. Now you must go to Stone Tunnel north of Lavmimdur to find the hot chocolate...

But you decide to take the route West of it and Serf down to the Energy Plant. Inside the Energy Plant is a bunch of Thunder pogeymonz. You fight off a bunch of these pogeymonz and meet a maggoton and catch it. You now have 2 pogeymonz: Mootoo and Maggoton. You keep going and you meet a legendary pogeymon called Shocktwo. Shocktwo challenges you to a battle and you win because Maggoton stole all of it's power. You catch Shocktwo and you now have 3 Pogeymonz: Mootoo, Maggoton, and Shocktwo. You serf back north and go back to the Stone Tunnel before you are attacked by...

A giritina. Giritina then sits on you. you flail about viciously, then giritina sets you free. but then he starts talking to you. and youre like "a talking pokemon?! impossible!!!!" and then he tells you that yur a big fat skitty.

And he pees on you, but you escape it by holding up an umbrella. Then, you must...

press up, down, left, right, a, b, start, select, for the power bonus

…on your ice attack remember to put the game into the freezer for a half hour, don't forget…

... that after the freezer, you must pull off the covering on the A button of your handheld and then fashion a new one out of a torn piece of a dish cloth. Then simply...

Continue playing as normal. After you get Girirtima off of you, you sock it in the face. Suddenly, a bone is thrown from the darkness! You turn around and find out that it was Mr. Person the Coobone! Mr. Person is happy to see you and evolves to Mr. Person the Mawowakk! Mr. Person uses Boney Rush to take down Girirtima. That gets Girirtima mad, then it...

Eats an oreo cakester and cries, then...

He coughs up the Oreo cakester; and shrivels up and dies; you then soft reset; when you turn the game back on you will be in...

It realizes that Billy had an Oreo Cakester and passes it on to Deealguh, who passes it on to Palkeeya, who thought Deealguh said Billy has his first chest hair. You manage to catch Girirtima while it is distracted. Then, you return back to Kanto from Otnak and go home to rest. While you are asleep, a Pokemon attacks you! This Pokemon is revealed to be...

...a pikachu who tells of King_Lucario for adding unrelevant tags to the thread, just to run away to...