1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart

[miju-kun]

21. Throw meat and fish at everyone. XD

 

[Azure Revolver]

-Get your book and go into a worker room. When the workers try to throw you out you say "Shhhh!!! I am reading!"
-Open up candy bags and then throw the candy at people.

 

[Shining Raichu]

24. Find the candy aisle and lure children there, saying you'll give them candy for free if they just help you with one thing.

 

[Ces soirees-la]

25. Reenact the rumble scene from West Side Story

 

[Steven]

26. Find a bluetooth stereo, and use your phones bluetooth to start blasting random load music when people walk buy. Preferably Death Metal or Screamo.

 

[vaporeon7]

27.

Go to the diet section and start throwing cakes at the people buying.

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

28: Steal everything and not letting 1 little peice of a dot!

 

[Nervous Eddy]

Go to the back and yell at them for not hiring you.

 

[Pokemon Trainer Touko]

#30- superglue everything you see.

 

[vaporeon7]

31.

Steal the polish and start polishing the bald customer's heads.

 

[BenjiTheKid]

(my sister posted this one on her FB wall lol, idk where she got it from)

32. Hide in one of the bathroom stalls and when someone opens the door shout "Welcome to Narnia"!!!

 

[institutions]

33. Go to the fitting rooms and try on a ton of womens clothing (if you are male. If you are female, you could do the same with mens clothing, though that's not as uncommon as a man in womens clothing.)

Bonus points if you bring a friend so you can step back out into the store wearing them and ask if they look nice on you :P

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

32. Start beating a random employee with a dead fish.

 

[The Last One]

35.
-release the fishes, and when they ask why, say they were going to drowned!!!
-grab a thong or something like that and ask a female(or male O_o) employee if you can watch them put it on
-steal all the women's bathroom toilet seats

 

[Nutella]

#35 or 36, WTF

Play "Stars are Blind" by Paris Hilton through a large Ghetto blaster.

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

37. Swith the fire alert to "ON"

 

[The Last One]

#38

fake a stroke to get a hot woman to put her hands on you, if it's a ugly woman or a dude, get up and say, never mind im fine

 

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

39--Run into the store with all of your clothes on backwards and inside out, riding a plastic broom, screaming in everyone's face, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

40--Eat all of the frozen coconut shrimp, and scream, "I can't help it; I love PEANUT BRITTLE!" in all passerby's faces.

41--Take all of the hair-care products, spill them all over the floor, and slide through the mixture to the end of the isle. When you stop, say bluntly to the nearest employee, "sometimes I do what I want." :3

 

[aruchan]

42 - Start a labor union.

 

[Raiskit]

43 -- Put on a puppy costume and follow people around begging with a puppy face for food.