1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of McDonalds

[Porynoir]

This is like 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Except it's McDonalds.

I'll start.

1. Dress up as a cashier and every time someone orders, take out a megaphone and scream
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT!?!?!?!"

 

[invisible_light]

2. Rip off all your clothes, run towards the fattest person available, and shout "HOW MUCH MORE IS THE SUPERSIZE MEAL?".
3. Set someone on fire and then play Hot! Hot! Hot! on the iPod speaker.

 

[Porynoir]

4. Run in with a water gun with nothing it and say "GIMME ALL JO MUNNY"!

 

[Zayphora]

Dress up as a mutilated Ronald mc Donald, stand on a table, and sing "old mac donald had a farm" in a really creepy voice.

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

6. Run around inside holding a "Super Size Me" video and shouting "Liar! Liar!" :D

 

[Porynoir]

7. Run in with a stuffed panda and yell "the chicken is actually panda meat!" while slapping people.

 

[Limanya]

8. Run in, dressed as Eridan Ampora, and call everyone a 'lowwblood'. Act like you're royalty. Then grab a stick and shout: 'SCIENCE!'

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

9. Put up advertisements for competitors of McDonald's.

 

[Zayphora]

10. Paint obscenities on the the walls with ketchup.

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

11. Grab a dead chicken and rip in half while saying "THIS IZ WAT I EAT!!!"

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

12. Tell Ron McD he looks familiar and ask him if you know him from somewhere..,tell people he's your date, but you look like twins...if you're a ginger aka redhead. (Ginger's not an offensive word...I heard. I am 1.) & lol Talk to the statue... if that doesn't work, play pong with onion rings and lemonade.

 

[halcyonic]

13. Run into the kitchen & get the oil. Then, splash everyone in thieir face with the oil.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

14. Go into McDonald's casually like a regular day. Tell the cashier you'll moon him or her for 20 cents...if they agree, show them a picture of a full moon, and ask if they're on Team Edward or Team Jacob...howl like a Wild Mightyena if they don't choose. Take 20 minutes to order ask for a run-down of the sides...then say, "I can't decide" ...get snippy if they can't chose Ed or Jacob...say, "wait your turn, sir," with attitude, to lady behind you, talk like Sims character, say, "I speak no ing-rish," and ask for assistance...to read the menu. Do it on a crowded day...some people who went to KFC did some of this... in 2006. roflmao

 

[Zayphora]

15. Get your weird younger brother to throw onion rings at people(bonus if he dresses up in a TRON costume). Then give him a hug and say "that's my boy!"

 

[Jacinth]

16. Order one of everything, and when they give you your total, say, "But I only have 15 cents!"

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

lol @ #7... XD

17. Squirt ketchup & mustard all over the table & lick it clean...like it's a plate of just sauce from macaroni w/ parmesana. [sp?] [inspired by "Silent Library"] & then give a tip in exactly 100 pennies, and say, have a nice day, spiders, & aunts.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

18. Dress up as a Nazi and wear a swashtika on your arm (SOrry, but thats the evilist thing that popped into my head).

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

19. Stick some fries up your nose and act like a Walrus

 

[Zayphora]

20. Sing the "McDonalds is your kind of place" song.

McDonalds is your kind of place
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And don't forget those shakes (clap)
They come from polluted lakes!
McDonald's is your kind of place! (clap clap)

 

[Cheshire Absol]

21. Propose to your beloved in McDonalds...with an onion ring. :3

My friends and I got kicked out of McDonalds on a school field trip for playing on the playground. xD They said we were too old...