1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[S5Ger1995]

103. Invite Brock into the PC to do his "lala"-song

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

104. Take pictures of the people inside, photoshop them with one face, then put it on the big screen.

I literally cried when I found this last night

 

[Guardian]

105. Ask if you can store a legendary into PC.

 

[Precious~Dark]

106. Start a sect with some shady people, making the Pokecenter your meeting place and try to recruit everyone who walks in.

 

[blue]

107 Make Ditto use Transform on Nurse Joy.

 

[Aslan]

108. Host a skiing competition within the pokecenter.

 

[Percy]

109: Hit on Nurse Joy.

 

[Meadow]

110. Ride on a Gogoat while singing "I'm on a Boat."

ninja'd

 

[S5Ger1995]

111. releasing dialga and Palkia in a PC to fight each other

 

[Squirrel]

112. Ask for a job application and when they ask which position you want to fill just start laughing maniacally.

 

[Precious~Dark]

113. Start secretly your own classical homeopathy shop in the corner of a Pokecenter, and start selling water-botles potions!

 

[cRaCkZ]

114.Dress like Officer Jenny, and tell Nurse Joy she is arrested for Pokemon Stealing.

 

[Meadow]

115. Reveal that you actually work for Konami, and announce your plans to slap on 10x more powercreep.

 

[Precious~Dark]

116. Complete the Pokedex and deliver all your pokemon to a pokecenter for annual check-up! : )

 

[Meadow]

117. Publicly sue Oak for child labor.

 

[Squirrel]

118. Whisper in people's ears "I see dead Pokémon..." whilst stood next to your pet Gastly.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

120. come in dressed as Giovanni and steal nurse joys chansey...then punch joy in the face

 

[Squirrel]

121. Try to Digivolve Nurse Joy.

 

[cRaCkZ]

122.Use Charizard's Flametrower, to make Fried Magikarp.

 

[Guardian]

123

Use an earthquake.
That should get you out quickly...and everyone else...and everything else...lol.