1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[Arcean Warrior]

577. Talk to her in Arabic to heal her pokemon. When she doesn't understand, switch to Russian.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

578. Tell Nurse Joy 1000 ways to get kicked out and laugh at her appalled face.

 

[Meadow]

579. Waste Nurse Joy's time by making her heal your Pokémon, which are already 100% fine. Repeat if necessary ;)

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

580. Tell little kids the story of the time you got captured by an evil team and fought a legendary. In gruesome detail. Not a single wound detail missing.

 

[Meadow]

581. Ride on a Yoshi into the Pokémon Center, and claim that it's an actual Pokémon. ;)

 

[Lycanthropy]

582. Dress up your little sister as a Pokémon and ask if she can be healed.

 

[Meadow]

583. Dress yourself as a Pokémon and ask Nurse Joy to heal you. ;)

 

[LilyGardy]

564 Ask Nurse Joy what hair dye she uses.

 

[Meadow]

585. Impersonate Officer Jenny and attempt to arrest Nurse Joy. :P

 

[LilyGardy]

586. Ask Nurse Joy what her Shiny Colour Scheme is.

 

[shinysnorlax101]

587. Hold an illegal spearow fight in the PC....??????

 

[Meadow]

588. Attempt to access the PC's PC by using your PC's emulator, and then post about it on the PC forums. ;D

 

[PikachuAddict]

589 Make inappropriate Pokémon jokes involving Metapod, Cloyster, Onix.

 

[Meadow]

590. Tell Nurse Joy that you like Digimon more than Pokémon. :P

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

591. Beat up your Pokemon inside the PC. I mean it's not funny but I'm 100% sure you'd get kicked out for that.

581. Ride on a Yoshi into the Pokémon Center, and claim that it's an actual Pokémon. ;)

OK HOW DARE YOU >:)

 

[Urist McHemlock]

592. Summoning demons in the Pokemon Center.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

593. Try to put a Pokemon with a ball capsul without taking the capsul off first.

 

[Meadow]

594. Make an "over 9000" joke while trying to get kicked out of the Pokémon Center 1000 times. :P

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

595. Talk out loud to the Unown inside your head. Bonus: You get to meet Officer Jenny too!

 

[Lycanthropy]

596. Let Mr. Mime build up an invisible wall in front of the counter. Watch and laugh as people bump into it.