molepeople27
Pumpkin King
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- Seen Jan 14, 2014
I wrote this story when I was an odd tot, seven years prior; it cracks me up and is charmingly bizzare. Tell what ya think! (mind the grammar.)
I will try to post more and more on this thread but here is one:
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Green did not like his chocolate and gave it to a kid. The kid ate it and turned into a zombie. The Zombie Kid went to the candy store to buy more candy but Zombies have holes in their pockets so he had no money. So, he went to the bank and started an account.
Then, he got a job at the candy store, but since there were under age labor laws and he was a zombie he was fired.
The zombie went back home and his wife had just left him. He was sitting and crying when there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" The zombie said. It was the UPS man.
The end."
I will try to post more and more on this thread but here is one:
"
Green did not like his chocolate and gave it to a kid. The kid ate it and turned into a zombie. The Zombie Kid went to the candy store to buy more candy but Zombies have holes in their pockets so he had no money. So, he went to the bank and started an account.
Then, he got a job at the candy store, but since there were under age labor laws and he was a zombie he was fired.
The zombie went back home and his wife had just left him. He was sitting and crying when there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" The zombie said. It was the UPS man.
The end."