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Oh god, when I saw Katie Holmes in Central Park over a month ago, I had to go through this crisis situation myself.
I present to you my thought process in that situation.
Oh lord oh my god Katie Holmes Katie Holmes fresh from her separation with Dickwad Cruise oh my god oh my god where is Suri oh probably at a daycare or something or at the church do I approach her this is the only time I'll see her in my life no she's walking fast how rude and creepy would that be of me but wait she's turning she's looking in my general direction oh my god oh my GOD she's seen me pfft she hasn't seen ME she's seen the field BEHIND me she's coming this way oh my god no I can't approach her okay I'll just walk right past her and give her a wave okay that sounds good that will acknowledge her presence and satisfy me and possibly open up a chance for her to acknowledge me (waves as Katie walks post) OH MY GOD I JUST WAVED AT KATIE HOLMES?????? OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!! I hope she saw it did she it (turns around) no she didn't but maybe she thought to herself "well that was nice" oh my god I just waved at Katie Holmes I am skyping everyone I know and telling them tonight oh my god!!!!!
I present to you my thought process in that situation.
Oh lord oh my god Katie Holmes Katie Holmes fresh from her separation with Dickwad Cruise oh my god oh my god where is Suri oh probably at a daycare or something or at the church do I approach her this is the only time I'll see her in my life no she's walking fast how rude and creepy would that be of me but wait she's turning she's looking in my general direction oh my god oh my GOD she's seen me pfft she hasn't seen ME she's seen the field BEHIND me she's coming this way oh my god no I can't approach her okay I'll just walk right past her and give her a wave okay that sounds good that will acknowledge her presence and satisfy me and possibly open up a chance for her to acknowledge me (waves as Katie walks post) OH MY GOD I JUST WAVED AT KATIE HOLMES?????? OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!! I hope she saw it did she it (turns around) no she didn't but maybe she thought to herself "well that was nice" oh my god I just waved at Katie Holmes I am skyping everyone I know and telling them tonight oh my god!!!!!