2nd Gen Amusing Pok?mon Radio Descriptions

[Chairman Kaga]

I reset my Crystal version recently, and rediscovered the interesting quirks of pok?mon radio. Foremost amongst these is the show where Oak relays the location of a certain pok?mon in the game, and Mary comments on the pokemon. Apparently the last time I played the game I was too young to see that these phrases made by Mary were randomly generated and can, at times, form amusing non sequitir statements. This is basically a thread where you can post any particularly amusing combinations of statements you've heard Mary say.

I enjoyed "Donphan is almost poisonously bold, sort of."

 

[EvilDunsparce]

I like: "Rattata's evolution must be pleasant"
"Hoothoot's so flipped out and speedy"
"Pidgey's almost poisonously weird"
"Raticate's sweet and adorably inspiring"
"Abra's looks in water are stimulating"
"Pidgey's almost poisonously suave & debonair!"

Those are just a few.....

 

[Elite Charizard]

I enjoyed:
"Ratatta can fight a Mega Punch"
"Magikarp is invincible!!!" (What?)
"Ponyta is the lord lord of water!"

And many more, I can't remember!

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

LAMAO! Yup, I remember that Magikarp one. There was also a:
"Lickitung's evolution must be pleasant."

Thing is Mary, Lickitung does not evolve. =3

 

[Chairman Kaga]

"Rattata is oh, so sensually speedy"...incredibly frightening seeing as sensual is a lighter form of sexual <_<;

 

[oranda]

Woah this topic is made for me. Just the other day I went into my room to try and find out where a certain "Fisherman Walter" was on "Places & People". I forgot I was in Johto (duh) and started listening to oaks's pkmn talk instead. I decided to listen since I wanted to catch a growlithe for my pokemon collection. Prof. Oak told me where growlithe was, and Mary goes, "Growlithe is, ooh, so sensually hot hot hot!" I panicked, and shut off my gameboy colour. Ummm? So later when I was at my friends place I told about Mary, he said the same thing happened to him as well, on his gold, except with a hoothoot. Weird, weird game designers.

 

[Shiny Meganium]

I've got some strange ones!

''Zubat's wiggly and slickly inspiring!''
and
''Mareep's so flipped out and now!''
also
''Spearow's looks in water are marvellous!''

 

[KGirl]

"Ponyta is the lord lord of water!"

O.O wow... they did a good job one that one lol

[random] oranda, are you known as "Ixion" on Pokedream? [/random]

 

[Chupi]

"Graveller's oh, so sensually hot, hot hot!" (I thought they were trying to make this game kid-safe)
"Rattata's so, so unbearably powerful." (sounds like something a Youngster would say)


Rnavrose, you're either remembering wrong or those are from somewhere else. Here's a complete list of the middle and end pieces Mary will use:

...'s sweet and adorably
...'s wiggly and slickly
...'s aptly named and
...'s undeniably kind of
...'s so, so unbearably
...'s wow, impressively
...'s almost poisonously
...'s ooh, so sensually (the "dangerous" bit...)
...'s so mischievously
...'s so very topically
...'s sure addictively
...'s looks in water is
...'s evolution must be
...'s provocatively
...'s so flipped out and
...'s heart-meltingly

cute.
weird.
pleasant.
bold, sort of.
frightening.
suave & debonair!
powerful.
exciting.
now!
inspiring.
friendly.
hot, hot, hot! (clearly intended for fire types)
stimulating.
guarded.
lovely.
speedy.

They were obviously thinking of more sensical stuff like "Jigglypuff's sweet and adorably cute" when they wrote these pieces. Goodness only knows what they were thinking when they put the "oh, so sensually" part in, though. Seems that every Pokemon game has one little bit in it like this.

 

[Aust77]

I enjoyed:
"Ratatta can fight a Mega Punch"
"Magikarp is invincible!!!" (What?)
"Ponyta is the lord lord of water!"

And many more, I can't remember!

I liked "Magikarp is invincible!!!" and "Ponyta is the lord lord of water!"also.

 

[Shiny Meganium]

I got some others: ''Farfetched's so very topically speedy''
''Jynx's so unbearably weird'' <-------Too true!

 

[DarkThunder]

If anyone has ever heard that Sneasel's evolution must be speedy they finally know what she means.But you still can't get it in GSC.In fact you can't get it now.

 

[Cheeky Typhlosion]

I got a REALLY freaky one that'll make you say "WTF?!?!": "Mantine's ooh, so sensually stimulating." OK, the good news was that I now knew where to find Mantine. The bad news I was so freaked out that I dropped my Gameboy off the top bunk of my bed.