And you thought Baro was bad! Let's Play Pokemon Green!

[mew_nani]

Ok then. YAY!!!

(P.S. I figured the reason you didn't show Bill any was because you didn't get to him yet, but..... I apologize for your computer not saving your pics. :()

 

[Kuribute123]

Ok then. YAY!!!

(P.S. I figured the reason you didn't show Bill any was because you didn't get to him yet, but..... I apologize for your computer not saving your pics. :()

Aw, it's alright. No need to apologize.

 

[Arlen]

SOWING?
STAME CAN SOW?
Man this game is just getting more and more advanced. He even knows how to FLYING BIRD.

 

[Kuribute123]

Man this game is just getting more and more advanced. He even knows how to FLYING BIRD.

This post made me laugh hard xD

 

[Kuribute123]

Maybe I'll get some curious sugar again.

A skill machine? Maybe I can put that to good use someday.

So I looked it up, and it apparently means vitality. It makes sense, but MOUNTAINS ARE NOT SENTIENT BEINGS. They can not admire anything.

Not as good as shorts-man, sadly.

...Wow. I guess the name could work if you turn W upside down, but it's ruined by the sprite. That is the durpiest thing I ever saw since...ever.

Oh hey stone, you're back!
Not for long, though.
AND THEN SUDDENLY

a flower. I knew that already.

Oh, STAME is a ball now...?

Wow, all these CHILDs without parental guardians.

WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME EVERYWHERE I GO.

MASH :'(

To many contests in this corrupted kanto region, dood.

That's just me, I guess.

Well then, you're a pretty big ***** :I

Miniskirt #478974765409
She just delegated 2 niders, nothing really special.

Oh my, a PET owns a house?! INCONCEIVABLE.

What, do you pet there heads or something?

M Maschy?
What did I expect.

/PET fanatic!/
So that's why you turned yourself into a PET?
..okay then.
Let's just leave him in that capsule to rot and die.

It's right there :I

Why is there a period....in...nevermind.

Nice house.

You don't have a missile, either.

Not a missile.

I'm not gonna talk bad about thisthing because it's gonna eat my abies if I do it seems :/

Next time, we sink the freaking' titanic.

 

[Kuribute123]

Dang it, I hate pass ages.

Someone forgot there period, was it you text box?!

Oh wow, I didn't know 5 periods and a comma is used to separate things.

noap, sorry.

So wait, you want me to give you a NIDER for the exact same thing?
...Noap.

DEAR LORD if this wasn't double spaced it would look so much better.

HOLY CRAP I NEVER KNEW MOTHER NATUR WAS A BUTTERFLY.

Aw, this guys kinda cute :)

Although I'm pretty sure he's not an actual desert :T

Although this guys beast, so we're usin' him.

sandu annu? That's an... interesting name.

whatevs man.

cool boat man.

Time to play WHICH DOOR LEADS TO THE CAPTAIN'S?!
aaaaand it's none of them :T we just need to go t0o the side and-

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
Just shut up and let me beat you.

Pretty crappy team, but I missed a Kadabra named "Yugil" or something but nevertheless, I still beat 'em.

whats with you?
He gave me cut, sorry I couldn't show the screens, but my computer messed around and I didn't get to capture them, sorry.
NEXT TIME le ve cITY con test

 

[imevil]

lol, stame and ball are weed types, the same thing the translaters were on

 

[mew_nani]

LOL.

Too bad we couldn't watch the Titanic sink... But it sure was funny watching the endeavors leading to that. :D You have done well. (Again.)

 

[Kuribute123]

Gym Numero Tres

Bro, I will gently caress your poo poo.

You, with a foolish BICAC?! My oh my, I don't even know what BICAC means but I can still defeat you!

Told you dawg.

Another one?

Another one.

Your strength is poor? It should go on Welfare then.
I'll be here all week.

Wouldn't a group have more then one person? =/ Just sayin', no need to bust your chops.

A ball, bro? Seems like a pretty pathetic electric type.

I do believe a user earlier in this thread brang this up, and he was right! Go figure.

I will then strictly beat you!

Come on bro! Pikachu?! Xeriouzly?

Oh my! I need to take an anger management class, man.

MARCHIS! MARCHIS! A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

I am a real american~
fight for the life of every man~

Nice originality, bro.

SO THIS GAME IS COLORBLIND NOW, TOO.
HOLY FRACKING CACK, MAN. And you know what's worse!

The damn lazy Vietnamese translators forgot to translate some parts of the game. I mean, if you're gonna make a badly done google translate translation at least translate it all.




maybe the games doing me a favor.

 

[mew_nani]

I have a couple of things to say here.

1.

Does a Magnemite look remotely like a coil to you? (Answer: No. It doesn't.)

2.

Aren't Raichu... I don't know... orange? With a white belly? It's not albino, y'know. :\

3.

.......Not fair. We Americans (Or anybody that isn't Japanese) can't read this. I demand a refund. This game is defective. :(

This game is funny in a lot of ways. However, I would like the translators to FINISH THEIR DARN JOB! :(

 

[Arlen]

This post made me laugh hard xD

I'm glad :P

And lol at Ball XDDDDD.
And also "This house has been stolen by thieves" - maybe there was a house inside a house inside a house ;OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pokeception.

 

[Kuribute123]

Yeah that is pretty good i guess :)

oh it's just a battle :(

I feeling bored to if I just stood in the middle of nowhere.

I seriously do not get this name man.
also YEEWA

He didn't dispeared, he fell down over there.

Hey hey dont insult your PETS :(

Listen, CATAPS are nice but an evolution are fine too.

oh come on that thing doesn't even LOOK like a ****in beetle.

why

your insects bro and im pretty sure that last thing was a ball of horror not an insect.

oh my a cave

GRAAH **** ****

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING COME ON

so this game is laughing at me now :(

so many stupid names

I dunno is it?

DAMN IT

So you decided to risk your life in this dark as hell cave?

Another one?

Well stop being so ti red and get out of this place then.
Okay, I think I see the correct place out, it's this way-

**** EVERYONE
After 1992103113913i181317290pi years of getting through the cave...

DEAR LORD SWEET BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE
And even more good news!

/having evolving to/

A triple dick. Go figure.

errr, i wanna go back to the cave now D:

 

[Yuoaman]

What.

Degud made some sort of sense, if you used mangled engrish - he deg gud in that cave, man. But now his name... I don't even. He's some sort of plumber-mole?

 

[Kuribute123]

What.

Degud made some sort of sense, if you used mangled engrish - he deg gud in that cave, man. But now his name... I don't even. He's some sort of plumber-mole?

Maybe it's regarding pipes or something?

 

[mew_nani]

Maybe it's a Super Mario-esque monster that emerged from a pipe to terrorize Kanto and herald the arrival of Bower and his minions. I have no idea. :\

 

[Kuribute123]

Okay here we go i guess :(

aw man im so sorry dude i dont know if i can go on in this tower if im gonna encounter dead pees and **** :(

>:(

SHUT UP AND LET ME BEAT YOU FAFFOT

oh my what the bad match up.

this is better :)

well this name makes a little bit of sense :)

doesnt mean i wont make it FALL DOWN though.

why

i cant even pronounce this name.

um okay then :)
now let's get the hell outta this town. its to spooky.

Round and Light? That's your name? What a dumb name.

Not exactly.

How many miniskirts can there be :(

Oh jeez another one of these things.

WHAT

yeah your pipi was being kinda ru back there.

oooooh what a big city and a BIG STORE

Nothing much, just something to evolve my BALL.

So let's see whats on the menu.
A....sextoy?
a human child named flint
and stones.
I huess Ill buy flint and give it to one of my PETS to play with.

OKAY OKAY NEVERMIND

I'm pretty sure there is only one gym and it doesn't have a gender.

We can pretend I'm a girl herp.jpg

Oh yeah I forgot all girls in this region are miniskirts.

This gym is mad grode, plants and **** are growing in it D:

So wait are you a girl?

So some other girls have whips then.

So it goes from STAME to a ball to a bottel? What an odd pet.

I'm not exactly sure what this means.

I remember someone saying that the Vileplume look good and HOLY **** THAT LOOKS TERRIFIEYING
So terrefiying in fact that it killed my other two PETS D:

But BALL was here to bail us out. :)

Then she gave me a badge. I don't really like ths city, considering there's fawna growing in buildings, selling humans, and BuTtEr.

Please someone somewhere out there help me please
....
Ash's call.......was absorbed.....by the dArKnEsS........

Okay here we go i guess :(

aw man im so sorry dude i dont know if i can go on in this tower if im gonna encounter dead pees and **** :(

>:(

SHUT UP AND LET ME BEAT YOU FAFFOT

oh my what the bad match up.

this is better :)

well this name makes a little bit of sense :)

doesnt mean i wont make it FALL DOWN though.

why

i cant even pronounce this name.

um okay then :)
now let's get the hell outta this town. its to spooky.

Round and Light? That's your name? What a dumb name.

Not exactly.

How many miniskirts can there be :(

Oh jeez another one of these things.

WHAT

yeah your pipi was being kinda ru back there.

oooooh what a big city and a BIG STORE

Nothing much, just something to evolve my BALL.

So let's see whats on the menu.
A....sextoy?
a human child named flint
and stones.
I huess Ill buy flint and give it to one of my PETS to play with.

OKAY OKAY NEVERMIND

I'm pretty sure there is only one gym and it doesn't have a gender.

We can pretend I'm a girl herp.jpg

Oh yeah I forgot all girls in this region are miniskirts.

This gym is mad grode, plants and **** are growing in it D:

So wait are you a girl?

So some other girls have whips then.

So it goes from STAME to a ball to a bottel? What an odd pet.

I'm not exactly sure what this means.

I remember someone saying that the Vileplume look good and HOLY **** THAT LOOKS TERRIFIEYING
So terrefiying in fact that it killed my other two PETS D:

But BALL was here to bail us out. :)

Then she gave me a badge. I don't really like ths city, considering there's fawna growing in buildings, selling humans, and BuTtEr.

Please someone somewhere out there help me please
....
Ash's call.......was absorbed.....by the dArKnEsS........

 

[mew_nani]

Wow...
That update was so good it had to be posted twice! :D But at least Vileplume's name makes sense. :) Too bad it was a letter too big... :(

 

[Kuribute123]

oh my what is this.

well thats good i guess but i need get through here?
I guess ill come back some other time :(

why are you thanking me? your the one giving the crap to me.
it's fly, and all of my PETs cant learn it, but i think i know one who can.

well this isnt exactly what i had in mind but okay then.

well it's a bird so

alright :)
"after flailing around the city for a good 3 minutes"

oh my what is this.

what

oh its, this thing. well, theres no chance of me ever using this thing.
ever.

this place has a lab too?

wait are you what i think you are?

/hinder/

but i didnt do anything :(

aww man not you guys again.

why does everyone use this thing. it is not good at all.

damn it the mafia sucks.

maybe you shouldnt use crappy PETs broski.

OH MY.

you cant SLIP into MISSILES. the mafia should be smarter then this man.

tsk tsk.

come on bro.

well thats a little personal.

oh its this guy

and this bro

because you ask to many personal questions.

huh wait what

some bad news, everytime i get up to that fight, it just glitches there. and my game isnt even loading anymore. so, it pains me to say this,
bon voyage pokemon green, if only for a little while.

 

[imevil]

no id hste for it to ened here

 

[mew_nani]

damn it the mafia sucks.

Darn right.

It's sad that you can't get past that cheating Rocket member. Maybe their MISSLE finally worked? :D

Oh well. At least they ALMOST got Machop's name right.

(Hint: flip the 1st letter in Machop's name upside down. What do you get? MANLI. XD)