AnimeView! Season One- Pokemon! (Comedy)

[Nina-Chan]

(This is in Other Writing 'cause other seasons will be non-pokemon related. Only first season is pokemon related.)

AnimeView!

A talk show about various Anime, Manga, and Game Characters. (Rated PG-13 for Swearing and… Mature themes.)
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~Season one- Pokemon / Chapter One- Slightly Neglected Anime Characters

Featuring: Gary, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny~

Nina: Hello, and Welcome to the first episode of TrainerView! I must say, I am very happy to be here today. *Ahem* Joining us today are… Gary! Long-time rival of the famous Ash Ketchum! Nurse Joy! The pink-haired wonder of the emergency room! And, Officer Jenny! … The officer! Say hello for us, will you?

Gary: *Twitches* Ash Ketchum! HA!

Joy: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard…

Jenny: Hello.

Nina: Well, to start off; please tell us what you like about your jobs.

Gary: I get to follow Ash around… heheheh…

Nina: Isn't it the other way around? Weren't you ahead of him?

Gary: That's what I WANT you to think.

Nina: Ooookay. And you, Joy?

Joy: I like all the hott Pokemon Trainers. ^__^

Jenny: Shut up. Anyway, I don't like my job. It sucks. I catch criminals all day for, what? Four dollars an hour?

Nina: You know minimum wage is seven dollars?

Jenny: Really? Oh, my boss is SO going to hear about this.

Nina: Uh-huh… n_n Next question! What are your hobbies?

Gary: Stalking Ash… writing and reading Yaoi fanfictions about me and Ash online…

Others: O.O Ew.

Joy: I help injured Pokemon. And I go on dates with cute and powerful Trainers.

Jenny: I arrest people. I also like gaming.

Nina: Okay, good! *Phone rings* Hey, a caller! Hello?

Ash: Hi Nina? This is Ash.

Nina: *Whispers* You might not want to be here right now… Oopsies, your on speaker. ^__^;;;

Ash: Why?

Gary: ASH?!?

Ash: *Turns to channel 7* Omigod, its him. O-O

Gary: Where are you, honey? I've missed you!

Ash: Uh, I've gotta go…

Gary: Nooooooo!

Nina: *Hangs up phone *

Gary: *sobs*

Nina: Uhm, righty-o. *Changes subject* Do you have a favorite Pokemon?

Joy: Most people think I like my Chansey most, but in reality, I like strong, cool-looking Pokemon. 'Cause guys like them too.

Jenny: -__- You male-obsessed freak.

Joy: ^__^

Jenny: I happen to love my Arcanine. I can ride it, and it's pretty strong. I like fire Pokemon.

Gary: I love Ash's Charizard. And my Machamp.

Nina: *Hoping its not a perverted answer* And… why do you like Machamp, Gary?

Gary: CAUSE IT'S SMEXY LIKE ASH!!!

Nina: *Falls backwards*

Jenny: Great. A slut, a yaoi fanboy, and a police officer in the same room. Not a good combo.

Joy: I'M NOT A SLUT!!! YOUR JUST A B****!!! *attacks Jenny*

Jenny: I've wanted to do this for years!!! *Calls reinforcements and attempts to arrest Joy*

Nina: HEY! NO SWEARING! *gasps* Not the Police! GET THEM OUT! Ohhh, my ratings are going to siiiiiiiink…

Gary: *Asleep* Ash? Is that you? *Makes strange hugging gestures*

Nina: Ooooh, look at the time! This is it for today, boys and girls! I'll see you next time! GARY!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! I'M NOT ASH! *looks at stage crew* I HOPE YOU CENSORED THAT!!!

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Sorry, I'm new at Comedy... I usually do more Dramatic things.

Please do the three Rs! Read, Rate, Review! (No Spammy, Please!)

Ideas for eppi three?

If no-one reviews this, I'mma haveta scrap the project...

Here's a sneak peek of eppi 2...

Oak: YOU WANNA SEE VIOLANCE?!? WATCH DORA THE EXPLORER!!!

Nina: O.o What the hell is wrong with him?

Red: Experiment gone wrong…

 

[PokemonRox]

I like it i think its really funny.. i'd give it 9.5/10!!

 

[Nina-Chan]

Yay! Someone read it! *spaz dances*

Good. Now I don't have to quit writing.

Heres eppi two! And, if anyone cares, eppi three is 1/3 done.
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~Chapter Two- Kanto Heroes

Featuring: Prof. Oak, Bill, Red, Blue~

Nina: Welcome back, Ladies and Gents, to another exiting episode of AnimeView! Joining us today, the Kanto Heroes, Oak, Bill, Red, and Blue! Say hi, everyone!

Oak: I see dead people. O.O

Bill: *Is a Nidoran* WTF?!? I'M A POKEMON AGAIN? OH, S***!!! *head/desk*

Red. Uhm… Hello there?

Blue: *emo* I'm not saying hi… nobody likes me…

Nina: ^__^;;; What a… lively group we have here today. Anyway, first question! What is your greatest accomplishment?

Oak: I INVENTED A ROCK!!!

Bill: No, that is what's in your head.

Red: I… *ahem* I'm the Pokemon Master…

Blue: I became the Pokemon Master… But I wasn't good enough… and Red beat me. *slits wrists*

Bill. Well, isn't this one obvious… I'm a Pokemon right now. What do you think is my accomplishment?

Nina: *Pats Blue's back* There there… *Grabs razor* NO sharp things for Blue.

Blue: UHWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *sobs*

Bill: *slaps Blue* You watch too much TV. Stop being so dramatic.

Nina: NO VIOLANCE!!!

Oak: YOU WANNA SEE VIOLANCE?!? WATCH DORA THE EXPLORER!!!

Nina: O.o What the hell is wrong with him?

Red: Experiment gone wrong…

Nina: Ah. Anyway, next question! Favorite Pokemon?

Oak: I LIKE PIE! IS THAT A POE-MON?

Nina: -__-;;; No.

Bill: I rather like Ninetails.

Red: My Charizard. Gary stole it, he thought it was Ash's. >.<

Blue: I have no Pokemon anymore… they all committed suicide… but I love Gloom…*Hacks up blood*

Nina: Uhm, are you okay?

Blue: I'm never okay.

Nina: Good! MOVING ON, PLEASE! *Phone rings* WE HAVE A CALLER! Hello?

Mewtwo: Is Red there?

Nina: Yes. Is this Mewtwo?! *Click* He hung up…

Red: MEWTWO?!?

Mewtwo: *Mewtwo crashes through the wall* *Ebil Glare* I found you… RED!

Red: OMFGWTFHEFOUNDMEI'MSCARED!!!!

Mewtwo: Use the spacebar!!! *Blows him up using Hyper Beam*

Nina: OMFG! SECURITY!!!!

*Two Nidoqueen and two more Nidoking walk in, attempting to calm Mewtwo down*

Nina: No you idiots! He's Mewtwo! Use Special Attacks!

Mewtwo: YOU LITTE B******!!! YOU TRIED TO CAPTURE ME!!!

*Nido's successfully KO Mewtwo*

Nina: Whoa… Who trained those Nido's? *Crew member raises hand* YOU GET A RAISE!!!

Red: *throws a pokeball at Mewtwo* Thanks, Nina! I hadn't captured him yet! Now I just need Mew.

Oak: MEW? MEW? MEW MEW? TO-KYO KYO MEW MEW! KITTYS AND MONKEYS AND BUNNYS!!!

Bill: O.O You actually READ that crap?

Oak: NO!!! … Yes…

Bill: PLEASE ASK ANOTHER QUESTION!

Nina: *Glad things have calmed down* Okay! *Ahem* What is your best memory?

Bill: When my wonderful machine changed me into a …*whispers*

Nina: What was that?

Bill: ALRIGHT! It changed me into a stud… I have to admit, I was pretty damn hot.

Nina: O_O You're a very self-centered person. Anyone else?

Oak: MY CRAYONS BROKE. *Eats a crayon* O.O YUM.

Red: Actually, catching that Mewtwo was pretty great. Thanks Nina!

Nina: That'll cost you fifty dollars fer my assistance.

Red: O-O Your kidding.

Nina: No. I'll send you the bill! ^__^

Blue: My best memory… Probably catching my favorite Pokemon, Eevee… then evolving it into a Vaporeon… *Smiles faintly*

Nina: Awww, how sweet.

Blue: But it died soon after it evolved. ;__;

Nina: O.O Wow, that is depressing.

Blue: Now you understand. My life sucks. *emo*

Bill: You little goth B****. I'm sick of you. *Pulls out a gun*

Nina: NO SWEARING!!! *looks at gun* WTF? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? SECURITY!!! Well, that's all the time we got! ^__^ See ya next time! BILL, NO SHOOTING PEOPLE!!!

(Sorry, this one wasen't as funny. But it was longer!)

 

[Nina-Chan]

Well, I've finished chapter three. I don't feel like posting it. xDDD

 

[Nina-Chan]

Fine, Heres episode three.

~Chapter Three- Random Legendaries!

Featuring: Mew, Deoxys, Ho-oh, Raiku~

Nina: *is asleep, drooling, on her armchair*

*You hear a loud KA-BOOM noise in the background*

Mew, Deoxys, Raiku: LET US IN!!!!

Nina: *Wakes up* AW, CRAP! I OVERSLEPT!

Mew: Nya!!! I can't open the door!

Nina: *Stalling while trying to unlock the locked door* Uh, uh, uh… PLEASE WELCOME THESE THREE LEGENDARIES!!! Mew! Deoxys! And Raiku! *She finally unlocks the door*

Mew: Yay!

Deoxys: Need. Caffeine. *Glares at refreshment table* Soda. 0-0

Raiku: ONCE, I HAD A DOLLY. I NAMED IT PUDDING. SUICUNE TOOK IT AWAY. ;__;

Nina: Uhm. Please, have a seat. *Another loud crashing noise* BLOODY HELL?!?

Ho-oh: You neglected me again. I'm a very neglected legendary. So I broke your wall.

Others: O.O

Ho-oh: May I have a chair? *Nidoqueens bring him one* Thank you.

Nina: Okay, give a warm welcome to Ho-oh!

Ho-oh: Hi there.

Nina: Alrighty then. To start off, what are your powers?

Mew: Oh, I have mostly psychic powers. I can make pretty bubbles that pop! Tee-hee! I also really like water. I hang out with water Pokemon in oceans or steams. You'd think I were a psychic/water legendary!

Deoxys: I need soda.

Nina: *sigh* Help yourself.
Deoxys: *after soda* Ah. Better. I'm a psychic Pokemon. I come from outer space. THE ONLY REASON I EXIST IS TO BATTLE WITH THAT STUPID GREEN LIZARD!!!

Ho-oh: Could you not be so loud? *Shakes head* I'm called the rainbow Pokemon. I make rainbows. Whoop-Dee flippen' doo. I also use flying and fire attacks.

Nina: But, rainbows are beautiful!

Ho-oh: Do I look like a rainbow person to you? *makes an obscene hand gesture*

Nina: *to crew members* Have you guys figured out the censor button yet?

Raiku: I'M A BIRDIE. *jumps into the air and promptly falls on his face*

Nina: O-O Explanation?

Ho-oh: Everyone knows electric Pokemon are stupid.

Nina: *Phone rings* A caller already? *Pokes speaker button * Hello?

Ash's Pikachu: Did I sense an insult?

Ho-oh: You make no sense. Go away.

Pikachu: I'M SO GUNNA KILL YOU.

Nina: O.O *hangs up phone*

Ho-oh: Yay. ^__^

Nina: You owe me. *Phone rings* *pokes button*

Pikachu: Why'd you do that? I was gunna kill him!

Nina: Over the phone?

Pikachu: Oh. Good point. *hangs up*

Nina: O-O NEXT QUESTION. If you could be any other species of Pokemon, what would you be?

Mew: A Squirtle!

Ho-oh: A Pokemon who appears on a lot of episodes of "Pokemon." Like, Ash's Pikachu. But I would be smart.

Deoxys: I would be anything that could slice Raquaza up in such a way… where his internal organs are everywhere… and his brain seeps out of his nose. ^__^

Nina: How pleasant. Lovely.

Raiku: I WOULD WANNA BE A RAIKU.

Mew: O-O Silly! You are a Raiku!

Nina: He reminds me of a certain Professor I know…

Ho-oh: *cough*Oak*cough*

Deoxys: Can I go kill people now?

Nina: No.

Deoxys: But I want to go kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

Nina: *Very evil glare* NO.

Deoxys: ;__; Kay.

Nina: *the phone rings* If that's pikachu again, I'm calling my lawyer…*Pokes button* Hello?

Giovanni: Nina? Do you have Deoxys with you?

Nina: *Unclicks speaker* O.O You don't… still want him, do you?

Giovanni: I'll pay you 5 million.

Nina: DOLLARS?!?

Giovanni: No, potatoes. *pause* YES, DOLLARS, YOU FOOL!!! Bring him to me after your show.

Nina: O.O 'Kay. *hangs up phone* Here, Deoxys… have as much soda as you want!!

Deoxys: Your giving me things? *thinks* You want something, don't you-?

Raiku: If 3.14 is the value of pi, then the circumference of a circle must have to do something with the diameter…

Nina: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?

Ho-oh: Well, that was unpredictable.

*we hear another loud bang and another part of the wall is blown apart*

Team Rocket: We are here to claim Deoxys. You have exceeded your 3 Microsoft word page limit. Here is your money, Miss Nina.

Nina: Kay. Thanks.

Mew: SCARY PEOPLES! *Flies away*

Raiku: I'M ARTICUNO. *tries to fly away but falls* Ow. ;__; *runs away*

Ho-oh: I believe I should go now. Have fun, Deoxys!!! *flies away*

Deoxys: *Glares at Nina* You dirty trait- OW!!! *ish captured by Team Rocket*

Nina: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS! Until next time, This is Nina, signing off.

*Nothing happens*

Nina: Sorry, I've always wanted to say that. This has been another episode of AnimeView!! ~

 

[Nina-Chan]

Well, thats depressing.

No new replys? I guess I'll post for PokemonRox's sake.

Here's a preview of Episode 4, I'm being lazy and I haven't finished it yet. ;__;

A: I like messing up peoples games. YOU ARE RIGHT TO FEAR ME!!! YAAH!

Nina: Don't push you luck, I'm not THAT scared of glitches. -__-

'M: What? I'M A GLITCH?!? GODDAMMIT.

 

[MrCheeseyPuff]

LOL! They funny. I especially liked Oak and Raiku. Keep writing! I give it a..... 9/10!

 

[Nina-Chan]

'Ello all. I'm back from the dead to bring you episode four of Anime-View. This'll be the last one before we go into Season Two, which could be anything from Dragon Ball Z, to Naruto, to Gravitation. Or even Kingdom Hearts! I could do some wild things if I did Kingdom Hearts. If you have an idea for a well-known Anime I should use for season two, tell me. :3

And I'm even going to go so far as to say I'm back and better than ever. After spending months role-playing on Gaia, I have more experience writing, and I downloaded spell-check to my web browser. 8D

Note; The rating of this episode is PG-15, this episode has more swearing than the others.
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~Chapter Four- Glitch Pokemon

Featuring: MissingNo, A, 'M, .4 ~

Nina: Hi there, and welcome to *sigh* yet another episode of AnimeView. *looks at viewers* WHY ARE YOU STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?!? THIS IS A STUPID FANFIC AND YOU KNOW IT! *ahem* Kay. Here are our guests for today; MissingNo, A, 'M, and, .4! Say hi, guys!

.4: I don't wanna.

Nina: SAY. HI. NOW.

.4: O.O Yes, Master.

MissingNo: Hi there! ^__^

A: GLITCH. I SHALL FREEZE YOUR PRIZED DATA.

'M: I'm MAGICAL! Phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

.4: Yo, B*****.

Nina: Please don't swear. *Shifts uncomfortably in armchair* Ok, to tell you guys the truth, you really scare me.

MissingNo: Aw. I'm not scary. It's not my fault I look freaky and I mess up peoples games. ^__^

A: I like messing up peoples games. YOU ARE RIGHT TO FEAR ME!!! YAAH!

Nina: Don't push you luck, I'm not THAT scared of glitches. -__-

'M: What? I'M A GLITCH?!? GODDAMMIT.

.4: Yeh, that's right, Beyatch.

Nina: Seriously, no swearing. We have kids at home watching right now, asking their parents, "What does B-I-T-C-H mean?"

.4: Great, now instead of just hearing the words, they can spell them too. Real smart.

Nina: Shut up.

MissingNo: Um, could you ask a question?

Nina: Ah. Right. Sorry. Uhm…What's the best thing about being a glitch?

MissingNo: Um, I dunno. Its, like, we're famous and stuff.

A: Its fun. I erase player's data and freeze their games. ^__^

Nina: Nice, real nice.

'M: I LIKE PIE!!!!

.4: I'm sure you do, 'M. I'm sure you do.

'M: I HAVE A SECRET: I DON'T CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR!!!

Nina: *falls backwards in chair* O.O

Others: WTF?

Nina: EW. That's gross.

.4: PLEASE, ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.

Nina: *evil glare* You. Will. Obey.

.4: *Very obscene hand gesture*

Nina: Fine. Have it your way. *cracks knuckles*

'M: BURGER KING! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!

.4: *Gets beaten up* MOMMY!!!! Ow!!! X.X

Nina: Why does someone get beat up on my show… EVERY DAY?!?!

A: Don't complain. Today was your fault.

Nina: *Sighs*

.4: *sobs*

A: *Whacks* Shut up, please.

Nina: Oh, look. A polite monster.

A: ^__^ Monster. And proud of it.

Nina: This is the worst episode ever.

MissingNo: Aw, no it's not. *Pats back* *Phone rings*

Nina: *pokes button* Hell…o?

Dawn: What do you mean this is the last episode before you start a new season?! You didn't even put any of the girl heroes in!

Nina: Sorry, I don't like you. O_o Wait… Did you say heroes? Who else?

Misty: Me! I wanna be on the show!

May: I cannot believe glitch Pokemon made it on the show before we did.

Nina: Look, girls! I didn't think the world would want your opinions on things! Okay? Now, my three Microsoft word page limit is almost up, so if you don't mind…

Misty: C'mon, lemme on the show!

Nina: MISTY, ASH LOVES YOU!

Misty: … WHAT?

Nina: *Click* Ah, distractions. ^-^

A: And you think I'm evil.

Nina: *Glares* Back to the show.

.4: You know what I think?

Nina: No, and I don't care. *Sips coffee*

Others: O.O I want coffee. How come she gets coffee?

Nina: We don't allow coffee to the guests anymore. Not after what happened with Deoxys.

.4: By the way, He wants to kill you.

Nina: WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS? *Shifty eyes*

MissingNo: Um, I accidentally mess up people's records if they catch me, and I can make an item in your item box multiply. I guess I'm one of the better glitches. :3

'M: I'M A KANGASKHAN! HARR!

A: I save your game as soon as you see me, so you really cannot escape. Hah. You have to catch me twice, because I turn into a Rhydon the first time.

Nina: So, does that mean all of my viewers and I just had our games saved with you on it?

A: Yup. World Domination through Anime View.

Nina: Great. My ratings are going to sink again. -__-

.4: I'm pretty harmless unless you try to catch me. Here is a word of warning; don't try to catch me. I freeze your game because my cry is so high-pitched or something…

Nina: Yeah, this sounded more like an educational video than a comedy. I am so through with interviewing Pokemon characters.

*Loud crash*

Nina: Oh, no, not again! Get away, Ho-oh!

Teams Rocket, Magma, and Aqua: We are not Ho-oh! We want to be on the show!

Nina: WELL, CONGRATS! You made it! *Points to ceiling* YOU ALSO MADE A GIANT HOLE IN MY CEILING!

Teams: Oopsies.

Nina: *twitch* That is it… the final straw. We are moving out of the Pokemon region! Let's go somewhere else, anywhere else!

.4: May I suggest going to Ivalice?

Nina: The Final Fantasy world?

.4: Yup.

Nina: NO YOU MAY NOT! We'll see you next time on Anime View! *Starts beating everyone up* MY SHOWS GONNA BE CANCELED BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS!
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Please, PLEASE, R&R.
Give me ideas for the second season

 

[Shiun Enshidia]

I've wanted to say for a while, this is pretty funny. I admit some of it is pretty random...well almost all of it but it's really funny most of the time, keep on writing.

 

[Tentacruel13]

ROFLMAO

This is hillarious! The 4th one was pretty lame though. I think the next season should be like a parody of Yu-Gi-Oh.