Fi from
Skyward Sword. I hate her. I hate her
so much.
I didn't mind Navi, Tatl, the King of Red Lions, or Midna, all of whom fufil the same purpose of helping our hero Link figure out where to go and what to do. They knew when to shut up, and didn't get in the way.
Fi goes to far. Every few moments, she pops up and babbles to Link about stuff he already knows.
For those of you who have not played the game, the following description is not an exaggeration (or a spoiler, so don't worry about clicking) :
Have I mentioned that most of the challenge in this game comes from solving puzzles? Or rather, it is supposed to, but Fi tells you the solution to ever puzzle, so there's actually not much of a challenge at all outside sword-fighting.
She also has an annoying way of speaking. Whenever she talks, it sounds like a bunch of wierd, softly-muted beeps running together. Her dialogue text scrolls by v e r y s l o w l y. She also includes a probability statement in practically everything she says (i.e. there is a 75% probability that there is a large enemy behind this door. There is a 5% probability that this talking penguin is actually Zelda.)
Most of what she says is redundant. When you first enter the Silent Realm, I was glad that she explained to me how it works. The next two times I had to enter the Silent Realm, I wanted to kill her.
At one point, she asks Link if he remembers how to "dowse" for treasure (which the player had spend about a half-an-hour doing in the last area. If you select "yes," she reminds you anyway.
To top it all off,
Skyward Sword is a prequal, and Fi turns out to be a spirit living inside the Master Sword. So, even though you don't see her, Fi is retroactively present in every
Legend of Zelda game featuring the Master Sword. There is no escaping her.
I managed to stick it out until the end of the game, but two people I know ragequit because of Fi.
Skyward Sword is the worst Nintendo-developed
Legend of Zelda game to me, largely because of Fi.
~Moonmover
Yeeessss, give in to your anger!
~BLOODMEAT