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Call all your colleagues and boss and say you're sick today =P
Did you record that show I wanted to see?
Did you record that show I wanted to see?
Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!
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Nah, it's probably online somewhere!
How many spiders do I need to make an army?
How many spiders do I need to make an army?
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Considering your skills as a commander, I guess it should be two; and both of them will be sitting on your shoulders and you will be firing spider webs instead of dragon darts !!
What to do if a wild eagle is sitting in front of my window ?
What to do if a wild eagle is sitting in front of my window ?
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Put on some metal and start headbanging. It will join in and leave once it's tired of headbirding.
Where can I get my parking validated ?
Where can I get my parking validated ?
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You can get your parking validated on the Desk 34, 20th stair, Hall H, tenth door to the right. But you will need a blue form, which you can acquire at Desk 260, 64th stair, Hall B, 70th door to the left. But to acquire the blue form, you will need a purple form, 2nd stair, ...
What is this Delphox doing in my office ?
What is this Delphox doing in my office ?
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Ask Alex, he's the fox guy!
Are you a living thing?
Are you a living thing?
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Come and check me, and verify whether I am living thing or not !
Why are coins round ?
Why are coins round ?
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So that we can make them roll, duh!
So, Alex, what is this Delphox doing in my office ?
So, Alex, what is this Delphox doing in my office ?
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Alex probably sent it over to invite you over for the Grand Fox Games, where all fox Pokemon compete in various events such as the Berry Athletics, Branch Fencing, Fire Archery, Basketball Stealing, Trampoline Scorchmark Divination, Scent & Rescue, and the always riveting ImFoxters Among Us.
and many more!
Can I get tickets for the Grand Fox Games so that I can watch Alolan Ninetales' specialty event, Snowstorm Tag ?
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Can I get tickets for the Grand Fox Games so that I can watch Alolan Ninetales' specialty event, Snowstorm Tag ?
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N O.
What do letters taste like?
What do letters taste like?
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Very tasty 😋. Go and tear the letter✉️ and soak it in water to extract the letter paste and then add some salt and spices, and voila your tasty letter dish is ready !!
Why there are only 60 minutes in an hour?
Why there are only 60 minutes in an hour?
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There weren't enough hours in a day, so they shortened them!
How long must I jump for if I put on this jumpsuit ?
How long must I jump for if I put on this jumpsuit ?
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Ask the suit!
Do Humans exist?
Do Humans exist?
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Try to solve the captcha given below; if you manage to get past it then you are human otherwise it's doubtful !!
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Why dividing any number by Zero is not determined but tends to infinity ?
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“Captcha” the attention of your “friends” with this awesome site!
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Why dividing any number by Zero is not determined but tends to infinity ?
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Because all it takes is a few Stones and a finger snap!
What if Psychic Pokémon were all witches ?
What if Psychic Pokémon were all witches ?
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Just some tasty primordial soup, care for a bite? =3
How do you know if a hooman wants to cross the road?
How do you know if a hooman wants to cross the road?
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I believe they wait for a strange green light, it must communicate with them or something, i don't know.
Can I have bread?
Can I have bread?
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That is a question for Sir Quack Aves III! 🦆
Will it rain today?
Will it rain today?
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Only if you leave your house without praising the sun
Can you explain this equation to me ?
Can you explain this equation to me ?