And to all people who loves them is mentally retarted and a freak.
I have never watched a pokemon episode but I hate it. The reason is because I have a little brother (who is eight) that spends all of his free time watching pokemon. He tapes every episode and watches the tapes e-v-e-r-y day. It gets on my nerves. I mean I have my favorite show but its not like IM going to work my schedule around it to watch it. so I think it should be banned from television. Well, I guess that'll never happen, but I can dream.
Ginger
Dreams can come true. Try to get it banned from your local television stations. Send around a petition for people to sign and give it to WB. Lobby your state government to outlaw pokemon.
The top reasons I hate Pokémon
Read everything that I put in bold.1. THE SHOW IS REALLY, REALLY RETARDED.
2. ASH IS GAY.
3. MISTY IS 10 YEARS OLD AND IS A SLUTTY *******.
4. POKéMON IS NOT GOOD FOR CHILDREN BECAUSE OF THE PORNOGRAPHY.
5. WHEN I GO TO ANY STORE THERE IS, THE TOY SECTION IS ALL MESSED UP.
6. THE CARDS ARE STUPID.
7. THEY PICKED TERRIBLE ANIMATORS FOR THE SHOW AND THE DRAWINGS ON IT ARE CRAPPED UP.
8. I AM SICK OF KIDS SCREAMING "PIKACHU! PIKACHU!" THINKING THAT THEY'RE A POKéMON.
9. A HOLOGRAPHIC CARD IS SOMETIMES WORTH OVER $200, WHAT THE HELL? IT'S A PIECE OF CARDBOARD!
10. WHEN A POKéMON USES WATER GUN, IT USUALLY FAINTS THE OPPONENT. WHEN I SQUIRT SOMEONE, THEY DON'T EVEN TUMBLE!
11. ANIMALS ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE WHEN THEY ATTACK EACHOTHER TO DEATH RIGHT? POKéMON JUST FAINT AND AFTER THAT, THEY'RE REVIVED LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED!
12. DOESN'T POKéBALLS SEEM GROSS TO YOU?
13. EVOLUTION ALSO DOES NOT TAKE PLACE OVER 2 SECONDS. SCREW YOU WHOEVER THE HELL MADE THAT UP! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MICROEVOLUTION AND LETS SEE, WHEN ANIMALS EVOLVED OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS, DID THEY BECOME A GLOWY WHITE COLOR? NO!
14. WHOEVER LIKES PIKACHU IS A BIG FAT FAG. I MEAN, WHO WOULD BE IN FAVOR OF A SMELLY OLD RODENT THAT IS THE COLOR OF PISS AND HAS POO SMEARED DOWN ITS BACK AND TAIL AS WELL AS THOSE CHEEKS IT PROBABLY SCRATCHED SO MUCH THAT IT MADE TWO BLOODY SCARS.
15. POKéMON IS JUST A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY. IT IS SO VERY, VERY, VAPID. YOU COLLECT THEM WITH BOREDOM IN YOUR FREE TIME ARRANGING CARDS AND SETTING UP NEW DECKS. THEN AFTER THAT, YOU DO POKéMON ORENTED ACTIVITY THAT IS SO BORING I COULD FALL ASLEEP FOREVER.
16. POKéMON SNAP, POKéMON PINBALL, POKéMON CARD GAME, AND POKéMON STADIUM ARE JUST ABOUT THE WORST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THEY ARE POINTLESS TO BUY BECAUSE THEY ARE SO EASY TO BEAT WITHIN A DAY. AFTER THAT THEY ARE STILL BORING. INSTEAD OF PRINTING OUT FIVE CENTIMETER STICKERS FOR $3 AT BLOCKBUSTER, I COULD TAKE MORE AND BIGGER PICTURES ON A REAL DISPOSABLE CAMERA FOR LESS. NINTENDO CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
17. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ANIMAL THAT SAYS ITS OWN NAME ALL THE TIME. CATS DON'T RUN AROUND MEWING "CAT! CAT! CAT!" AND RHINOS DON'T RUN AROUND BELLOWING "RHINO! RHINO! RHINO!" IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT!
The purpose of this text is to question the moral values of picachew and all pokemon. If one thinks about it for awhile, one will realize how sick it is for these small rodents to fight other small animals to the death purely for the sadistic pleasure of ten year olds.
I have never watched a pokemon episode but I hate it.
I would like to vote for pukachew's mode of execution. I think a red-hot curling iron should be shoved up his ****** as he stands in a cast iron tub full of salt water (does he have a ******?). I have chosen "other" on the survey to accommodate this delightful treat.
Man, and their calling us Retards? :D
Salina said:you ever seen the card game "Magic" well in my opinion this is the childs version. The bible teaches us to be ware of black majic and these little creatures are full of it. They have phsycic powers and energys ect. They also like to fight and evolve to fight each other. The maker is calls itself the "Wizard of the Coast" I know that my religious beliefs tell me that we do not play around with Wizards. Yes the Pokeomon are cute, however the Devil knows this and this is jow he gets into the minds of our children. If that is not reason enough to be Anti-Pokemon I don't know what is.
People hate pokemon for a number of reasons. Most of them don't make sense. All we can really do is ignore them. But I love reading the stuff on these sites. For example heres one from https://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/moore/539/essays.html
The devil? you have to be kidding me.....
Yeah, we didn't kill their mother.:DI still don't understand why the hell do they hate us pokemon fans, calling us morons and stupid for liking pokemon?
What do these "anti-pokemon" think were going to do? take over the world or something?
I looked at some of the Pokemon fans that e-mailed you, and I wanted to say that I think that watching Pokemon makes people stupid or something because al of the Pokemon fans that e-mailed you sounded like they had some serious problems. I decided to write some of them some nasty letters too.
