Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[FireSnow]

Yep! Once Ash wins a Pokemon league!

Why does my rival always tell me he'll smell me later? It creeps me out!

 

[Winter]

Because he's attracted to the pheromones you emit and has an odor fetish.

Who placed the Trainer Tips all over Kanto?

 

[FireSnow]

That old coot, Professor Oak, always telling us what we can and can't do! I will ride my bike inside if I want to Oak!!!

How is that Magikarp beating that Rayquaza!?

 

[Winter]

Magikarp learns a really strong move after splashing a million times!

Is Prof. Juniper a female professor?

 

[Adam Levine]

Since Professor Oak can't tell, no one can.

What is a starter Pokémon?

 

[FireSnow]

A Pokemon to make life easier on kids who can't catch a Pokemon on their own without any help

Does Eevee evolve?

 

[Adam Levine]

Yes, into a super Eevee.

Did Team Flare exist ten years ago?

 

[Adam Levine]

Yes, into a super Eevee.

Did Team Flare exist ten years ago?

 

[FireSnow]

Yes, they were called environmentalists

Does Starmie have eyes?

 

[Adam Levine]

It has 600 of them, actually, all hidden inside it.

Who built Golett?

 

[Winter]

A mysterious Trainer who lives in a region far far away.

When is Pokemon Sun and Moon coming out?

 

[Adam Levine]

1, A.D.

What type does Normal resist?

 

[Winter]

Normals resist Normals. It's not rocket science.

How do you use the VS Seeker?

 

[Adam Levine]

You put batteries in it and break it. It'll work!

Pika pika pika?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Pika pi!

Why won't my Eevee evolve?

 

[PageEmp]

Bulbasaur Fearow Ekans

He won't evolve because you ninja'd me.

Pidgey?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

But it's all about Fletchling now!

WOOOOBUFFETT?

 

[Adam Levine]

That's right!

How many species of Pokémon are there?

 

[PageEmp]

Infinite.

Kentucky Fried Combusken?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Three boxes please! :3

Why is Team Magma superior to Team Aqua?