Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]
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Because water is made out of ice cream... and you know that's a bad sign. xD
How do you make a Zekrom dance uncontrollably?
How do you make a Zekrom dance uncontrollably?
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Blerg
Becasue he wants to keep his armor shiny, can't do that if it's muddy.
Why do Sandshrew like poisoning others? :(
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Because he's paranoid that someone will steal his ice cream.
What happens when you breed a Wailord with a Skitty?
What happens when you breed a Wailord with a Skitty?
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WE'RE NOT BRINGING WAILORD X SKITTY INTO THIS
Well see trainers have been trying to fly for years! Frustrated, they've tried many different methods such as copying other pokemon. This involved flailing their arms wildly, tying balloons to themselves, inhaling air and then blowing at the ground... but none were successful! The trainers became frustrated and condemned their flying pokemon to carry them as they believed that Arceus had made them flightless so they weren't super out of this world in terms of being cool. ... and that folks is why we don't fly without pokemon!
So anyway, why did I turn into a pokemon at the start of PMD?
Well see trainers have been trying to fly for years! Frustrated, they've tried many different methods such as copying other pokemon. This involved flailing their arms wildly, tying balloons to themselves, inhaling air and then blowing at the ground... but none were successful! The trainers became frustrated and condemned their flying pokemon to carry them as they believed that Arceus had made them flightless so they weren't super out of this world in terms of being cool. ... and that folks is why we don't fly without pokemon!
So anyway, why did I turn into a pokemon at the start of PMD?
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Because if you were a human in PMD you'd randomly combust and die. :P
Witty I get it haha
So why can Arcanine learn a move when most Stone evolving Pokemon don't learn any new moves? :0
(Not stupid but I want a fun answer. XD)
So why can Arcanine learn a move when most Stone evolving Pokemon don't learn any new moves? :0
(Not stupid but I want a fun answer. XD)
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PokéDex says Arcanine is the legendary Pokémon. Rules are for peasants.
Why should I bother saving the game?
Why should I bother saving the game?
DyingWillFlareon
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Because otherwise your Pokemon don't recognize you and run away, and in the Japanese versions appearantly it's 'Report' like you're writing a Pokemon Report, so the Professor sees you didn't write it so he takes away your liscense! :0
Why can't Flying types be hit with Ground when they're on the ground in battle?
Why can't Flying types be hit with Ground when they're on the ground in battle?
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They just don't care about the ground. Sky is the place to be.
Why does a leftovers heal the Pokémon holding it? (Seriously, why?)
Why does a leftovers heal the Pokémon holding it? (Seriously, why?)
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Because many years ago, the Eevees got into a big fight with the dragons, and now they are are so stressed that the species has adapted to become genetically incapable of evolving into a Dragon Type.
Why do some Pokémon evolve when traded?
Why do some Pokémon evolve when traded?
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Because Pikachu smells like yellow.
Why is Lucario part-Steel?
Why is Lucario part-Steel?
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Because without Steel typing, it's spikes become useless accessories that get in the way in battling, and makes him really lame aftet that.
Why can people ride on Rapidash? It's been done in the anime and PokeSpe, but not the games. :P
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Assuming you meant 'can't': Because they end up braiding Rapidash's fiery mane.
Why does Raichu learn Fly?
Why does Raichu learn Fly?
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Then more X/Y episodes would get cancelled despite Stark Mountain being in Sinnoh...
Why are there banned episodes in the Pokémon anime?
Why are there banned episodes in the Pokémon anime?
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It's afraid its buddy Kyogre will pop out of the water.
Why do some grass types know Sunny Day, a move that powers up fire type moves, when they as Grass types are weak to fire types?
Why do some grass types know Sunny Day, a move that powers up fire type moves, when they as Grass types are weak to fire types?